Deej

@misterdeej83.bsky.social

A tired, somewhat cranky, indiscriminately middle aged son of a farmer, who is making a life for myself in the city with my hubby. My dm’s are open ☺️

Pretending I’m a butch handy man by assembling storage cupboards in the basement. 🛠️ Hope the hubby likes the arrangement, because each cupboard weighs as much as a 175lb twunk and I’m not moving those beefy bastards twice. 😂💪

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Second-last day of vacay & I suspect hubby has generously gifted me his cold. 🥴 Meanwhile, my winter prep list remains long….need to complete before Saskatchewandecides winter should start… All I want to do is drink coffee, curl up under a blanket, and resent the passage of the seasons. 🍂❄️

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The best part of waking up the day after celebrating Thanksgiving? Leftover pumpkin pie & a steaming hot cup of coffee with frothed oat milk for breakfast. 🥧☕️ Today, no cooking, no fuss, just autumnal bliss. Honestly, why can’t every Monday start this way? 🍂😊

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Carrots, potatoes & dressing prepped✅ Roast marinated✅ Pumpkin pie ready✅ Candied nuts cooling ✅ Feeling grateful for a cozy kitchen, good food, & all the little things that make Thanksgiving special. Now for my favourite part: sipping coffee and pretending I’m not about to cook an entire feast. 🦃☕️

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Made saucy meatless meatballs with a sweet-and-sour sauce of cranberry sauce, ketchup, brown sugar, lemon juice and hot sauce. 😂 Sounds like a fridge-clearout fever dream, tastes like a culinary success... Sometimes the weirdest combinations really work. 🍒🔥

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Playing with my comb, styling my hair …Apparently a middle part in my hair just sent me straight back to being a tween, when “adorably dorky” wasn’t an aesthetic; it was my entire brand(Some things never change😜). Tempted to keep the middle part…I hear geek chique is in????

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I’m all for kids taking part in fun charity runs(pets too!)…but parents, please teach them not to suddenly stop in the middle of the lane and bend over to tie a shoe.😩 Nearly squashed one like a bug & rolled my ankle trying to avoid them. Nothing says “charity run” quite like donating an ankle.🥴

Up at silly-o’clock after a late shift for a charity run, with a knee that’s already bothering me. If you hear on the morning news about a gangly middle-aged kook who couldn’t control his limbs, tripped, causing a massive pileup of elbows, knees & ankles…don’t worry. It was probably just me. 😂

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One step closer to cozy fire season! 🔥 New-to-us glass screen, cast-iron tools, & now all I need is colder weather, a sofa relocation, & somehow figure out the flue before I accidentally turn the basement into a smokehouse. 😂

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Beautiful sunny Sunday, my last day of staycation, and going to celebrate it the best way I know how: good people around the table! Currently prepping BBQ veggie burgers, a couple of “salads,” and homemade pumpkin pie with ice cream for dinner.☀️🍔🥗🥧 Add a cold beer, and it’s pretty perfect Sunday!

Summer pasta salad with a zippy tomato based dressing Cold rice salad an 80’s recipe my mom used to make when I was a kidPumpkin pie all puffed up in the oven while i was checking for doneness….

Woken just before 6 a.m. by my framed coin collection launching itself off the wall like it had finally had enough of my shit(the sawtooth hanger came off the frame).💥‼️ Bad omen? Or morning coffee time? Either way, my nerves are about to get more jittery...3/4 pot of coffee has been consumed ☕️😜

A Sikh truck driver was stabbed more than a dozen times in an unprovoked attack by a man at a Wyoming rest stop, according to local officials, raising an alarm among Asian American advocates who are warning about inflammatory rhetoric against South Asian truckers.

Sikh truck driver stabbed 17 times in unprovoked Wyoming attack raises fears of assaults against South Asians, officials say | CNN

A Sikh truck driver was stabbed more than a dozen times in an unprovoked attack by a man at a Wyoming rest stop, according to local officials, raising an alarm among Asian American advocates who are w...

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Met up the other day with the divine Ms Y, former colleague & retail war veteran, who arrived bearing homemade moon cakes🥮 Something about “buttering me up” for Christmas baking & a comparison to it being crack cocaine😂 Whatever the logic, these delicious treasures are now being rationed like gold✨

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3 months ago, my trees were freshly pruned. Fast-forward to this morning, and they’ve apparently regrown out of pure spite. 🌲🌳😂 Today, a full Texas Chainsaw Massacre reenactment with hedge trimmers. The 🍃 bin is FULL, a big pile by the shed, & I’ve tackled 3 cedars, 2 elms, 1 bush, & a mugo pine.

The best way to describe the scent of honey & lemon simmering on the stove? Liquid sunshine. 🍋🍯☀️ Sweet, bright & warm… then, just as I have this thought, my pot boils over. Cue me lamenting the loss of some of my precious preserves while cussing the smoke, mess, & extra cleaning I’ve just earned. 🥴

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Dear Lord, why am I wide awake at 1 a.m. with “The Teddy Bears’ Picnic” blasting in my brain? 🧸🎶 Of ALL the songs, my brain chose to host a woodland rave…Bears in leather, rabbits behaving scandalous. And me? Dead tired & held hostage by a flipping teddy bear melody…🤷‍♂️

Feeling very domestic today. 🍂 Making cranberry Pinot Noir jelly—basically putting autumn into little jars. 🍷❤️ Kitchen smells amazing, & am ridiculously pleased with myself…Perhaps, up next a pumpkin pie?….

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Such a beautiful autumn day for the Broadway Street Fair 🍂☀️ A heavenly cup of chai, absolutely delicious samosas, and one of those afternoons that makes you stop and appreciate how wonderful September can be. ❤️

I guess this is about as fresh and sassy as this middle-aged man can manage. 😏 The vanity’s lighting is doing some heavy lifting, but I’ll take my chances. 😉 Not sure about my jewelry choice…thoughts?

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Day one of staycation: bed rotted all morning, now I’m feeling feral. 😏 Time to put on something fresh and see what sort of sassy trouble I can stir up today😜