Let the youth of Stuttgart, Germany be the next to taste my thirsty lash. Then, a nice schnitzel. #krampus
Mister Krampus
@misterkrampus.bsky.social
Krampus is a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world, punishing children at Christmas.
If a toddler comes along, you must whip it. If a kid stays out too long, you must whip it. Whip it good. #krampus
Getting ready for the Big Night! By which I mean the delightful film starring Stanley Tucci. Sharpening pokers can wait until tomorrow. Time to make popcorn. #krampus
Frosty the Snowman is a jolly, happy soul. He's been here and there all around the square since he got out on parole. #krampus
Hope everyone had a good #krampusnacht last night. To everyone who didn't know that they were partying with the real #krampus, it was nice meeting you. Also, I put a lot of drinks on your tab.
I heard a million turkey voices screaming out, then be silenced. So I went back to bed. Effing turkeys. #krampus