fuck the winter.

Anyone care for a Cranberry Creamsicle?

It's almost Thanksgiving! Keep an eye out for limited time seasonal confections!

a friendly farms dairy truck with a man in front of it

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French vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe!

shoves a bomb pop down your throat.. GAG BITCH

drown your existential dread in a scoop of ice cream.

lick that ice cream off deez nuts.

got some yellow snow cones for you fuckers!

sounds like a jolly good time!

sure! if you'd like.

as it concerns his competition, if you can't beat em, face fuck 'em!

the grille of my truck is marketed towards them when going 60 mph in a schoolzone.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

I thought ice cream was mainly marketed towards them.

i serve adults only. kids are fuckin' scabs.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Is that what you call it? Guess the parents must like that one too.

oh, yes! everyone loves my special blend of 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 in their ice cream!

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Like the nuts one? Heard about that.

business is booming! i've been experimenting with all new flavors and the patrons love it so!

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Thanks, Ricky. ( Happy about the exchange, Ryder dropped the human teeth into the open hand then took the cigarette. ) How's business?

perhaps . . we got off on the wrong foot. names rick. i'm a . . local . . ice cream man. a private purveyor, unaffiliated with those large chains therefore unequipped to provide you with such flavors. you understand.

~K-A-I-N-E~ 🔞@k-a-i-n-e.bsky.social · 2y ago

I KNOW YOU GOT IT IN THE BACK, CREAM MAN! RUN THAT SORBET!

thanks, pal. one "candy" cigarette in exchange.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

( He reached deep into his pocket and retrieved his closed fist, ready to dispose of its contents into Rick's open palm. )

THIS ISN'T BASKIN FUCKIN' ROBBIBS, PUMPKIN FUCKER!

~K-A-I-N-E~ 🔞@k-a-i-n-e.bsky.social · 2y ago

@mistersweet.bsky.social "Two scoops of Baskin-Robbins limited time Oreo X-Mint, Graham cracker toppings, and one Marchionne cherry, if you got it. I'm DYING to have it!"

you know i do, john. you know i do.

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don't like ice cream. You got a cigarette?

i see her quite often. all the time infact! she's always been very welcoming to me!

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 ⁠♡@hoparoundbun.bsky.social · 2y ago

lucy, love lucy. ⁠♡ she's only a friend i can see every once in a while, though.

i like the way you think, little bunny! say, ever met a girl named lucy? she's usually in the sky with diamonds!

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 ⁠♡@hoparoundbun.bsky.social · 2y ago

it's not- i guess fair. take some to cut the good stuff and increase profits.

glad you warned me! i was about to start snorting like crazy!

𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 ⁠♡@hoparoundbun.bsky.social · 2y ago

aaaand she got flour all over her. lovely.

who wants to suck my balls!? new ice cream balls now available! listen for the jingle, my balls will make your tongue tingle!

i've got ice cream, as always! or fresh organs, but perhaps thats an acquired interest . .

𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived )@thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 2y ago

I've got some. What can you offer me for them?

❝There a million ways to kill someone that leaves them able to walk away❞ 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝖺𝗀: #ArticulaɫℯGℯm 𝖫𝗂𝗍⎥𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾⎥𝖤𝗑𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐/ 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖥𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐

that bitch looks like she could use a scoop or two to loosen up!

⠀⠀𝑀𝐴𝑅𝑆𝐻𝐴 𝑄𝑈𝐼𝑆𝑇. ⠀The Howling. | (N)SFW. | Horror. | RP. | Written by, #𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 🩸. | ♡ + ↺

𝘔𝘈𝘙𝘚𝘏𝘈 𝘘𝘜𝘐𝘚𝘛.@violentnvture.bsky.social · 2y ago

Tʜɪs ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ʜᴇʀ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss, sʜᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴅᴀᴛᴏʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴏɴʟʏ ɢᴏᴀʟ...

i love a good nut in my ice cream. i like to bust them out myself, in fact!

𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣@detectivesrgnt.bsky.social · 2y ago

It’s just that I can’t imagine it would taste that good!