Mistress Cat
@mistresscat.bsky.social
Disciplinarian with chambers on the Surrey/Sussex border. http://www.mistress-cat.co.uk
I'm feeling in a generous mood. You can choose. Scholl or slipper?
Today's visitor brought flowers and chocolates. That didn't mean he was let off from receiving the plimsoll, though!
WHO DID THIS? Own up right now or you all get the birchrod!
What's this you have scrawled inside the desk?! 😲 I think you need to be taught not to deface other people's property!
You've never received the plimsoll before? Let's remedy that...
If I slowly remove my slipper it can mean only one thing...
I just had someone fall asleep and start snoring during a tr@mpl!ng sesh. I am clearly scintillating company! 😆
Let's play a little game... The black dice represents which one of the six implements I will use. The red dice denotes the number of strokes you will receive.
If I tell you to go and stand in the corner, you go and stand in the corner. Understood?!
See this? Good. At least your eyesight hasn't let you down (unlike like your potty mouth).
It looks like the only way to teach you a lesson is to make sure you are on the receiving end of my hairbrush on a regular basis.
A gift of two freshly cut birchrods and a bottle of English bubbly received today. Thank you, J!
If you are not bending over this desk in the next 30 seconds you will be in even more trouble!
He was given less than an hours notice to write 100 lines and present them to me in person. He completed the task.
Channelling my inner Margo Leadbetter. 😄 Jerry is in so much trouble!
Do I have to remind you yet again that your behaviour is not up to scratch?
Some of the items in this photo got used in this morning's sesh. And some were gifts. I'll leave you to work out which is which! 😄
At a Michelin star restaurant for dinner this evening.
