Yes, I did a thing with my hair (or lack thereof) about a month ago. I like it. That’s not the point here. Today I visited the grave of my great great great grandfather Nicholas Steffen in Platteville, WI.
Mitch Keller
@mitchkeller.phd
I teach math, advise math majors, and do program assessment for UW-Madison. Baker. Global traveler. Photographer. North Dakota native. ⚡️ @mitchkeller.photos
This is really, really fucked up from our Madison PD, who I learned tonight from a friend don’t wear body cameras. The videos are in the article in @chrisgeidner.bsky.social’s skeet in reply to the one I quoted. They are more disturbing than I imagined after reading the article.
On Madison police shooting that killed a man today, here is no-video coverage: www.wpr.org/news/man-sho...
TFW four months after discovering your great great grandfather was born in Luxembourg, you are able to look yourself up in the national registry and confirm that your Luxembourgish nationality is now officially recognized and you can get your second passport. 🇱🇺 🦁
‘Kavanaugh presenting a “living Constitution” argument for ending birthright citizenship is either an effort that highlights limitations of his reasoning skills or a troll. It’s hard to see it any other way.’
NEW: The six opinions in the birthright citizenship ruling have a lot to teach us about the U.S. today. The 5-4 decision was the least the court could do to keep the United States of America on a constitutional path. Tonight, at Law Dork:
The vote on the constitutional question in the birthright citizenship case is an absolute scandal slate.com/news-and-pol...
I have Josiah (Jed) Bartlet and Leo Thomas McGarry. Jed doesn’t really have a silly nickname, although sometimes I do call him my chonky boy. Leo has this very squeaky meow, so he often gets called Squeaky. If Lord John Marbury made an appearance, he would undoubtedly call him Gerald.
wait what's your pet's name and what is your silly little nickname for them??
Thinking about #accessibility for your #math course materials for the Fall semester? Join @mitchkeller.phd and me for a virtual 3-day workshop next week hosted by the Ohio section of the MAA: More at mathtech.org/workshops/oh...
Ohio MAA 2026 Summer Workshop
Showcasing open-source technologies that innovate mathematics education and communication.
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A lesson on social network discrimination for the Supreme Court. slate.trib.al/m462A5z
Sam Alito’s Math on “Color-Blindness” Doesn’t Check Out
The math will not change. The only question is whether our laws will reckon with it.
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Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
I got about 3/4 of the way through episode 1 on my jog this morning, and this is shaping up to be a fascinating season of Slow Burn.
What happens when a "debate me" college dweeb is given all the power in the world? In Slow Burn: Becoming Justice Gorsuch, we trace the rise of Neil Gorsuch and how the mild-mannered Westerner has become the court’s most unexpected wild card. Listen now: swap.fm/l/slowburn
#PreTeXtGang win during the Canvas outage: I had been embedding worksheets and annotated notes in Canvas (Thanks @oscarlevin.com !) from GitHub-pages deployed stuff. Just had to email students direct links to the entire thing. Quickly built and deployed exam questions that had been posted as SCORM.
Oh, hey, it’s @uwmadisonmath.bsky.social’s @jsellenberg.bsky.social getting elected to AAAS!
Congratulations to educational theorist Michael W. Apple, chemist Helen E. Blackwell, communication researcher Dominique Brossard, mathematician Jordan Ellenberg and geographer Holly Gibbs — UW–Madison's newly elected members of the American Academy of Arts & Sciences!
Well, well, well... the deadline for compliance with the new Title II accessibility guidelines has been extended by a year (or two, depending on the size of your organization)
The federal government just extended the deadline for enforcement for a full year. No one thought this through. www.federalregister.gov/public-inspe...
Blue Hour View from the Citadella In honor of Hungary 🇭🇺 voting to stand for freedom and democracy yesterday, here’s a shot from my recent trip. Pentax K-3 iii smc Pentax-DA 18–270mm at 88mm stitched to a panorama in Lightroom Classic
Spent five nights in Budapest during Spring Break, leaving on April 2nd. Hungary is a wonderful country, and as a mathematician, I have had more opportunities than most Americans to get to know Hungarians. (My academic brother is Hungarian and my office neighbor at UW is as well.)
I always forget that I share a birthday with Sam Alito until social media reminds me. @maddow.bsky.social is also in the April Fool’s Day baby club, too, which I appreciate more.
oh god here comes sam alito, birthday boy
had a dream where i was taking a math final. on page 2 was a problem i immediately recognized as an "x choose y" problem @mitchkeller.phd
That last sentence! (Read the whole piece, please.)
I think this could go either way, and it's profoundly alarming that it may come down to a single vote. The legal arguments against late-arriving ballots make no sense; the policy arguments are rooted in concern about voter fraud that does not exist. I fear for the midterms. slate.com/news-and-pol...
This is undoubtedly the home of the Math Department at Bee State University.
why are bees doing brutalism
Always read Chris’s reporting, but today make sure you make it to the end for the courthouse mystery!
NEW: Judge moves, cautiously, toward civil contempt in case over treatment of trans people in prison. “Once I issue an order, it’s my intent to enforce it,“ Judge Lamberth told the government. And: Facing the Trump administration's ridiculousness. Until the elevator door closes. Law Dork:
This semester I'm teaching combinatorics. I'm using my own open-source text (appliedcombinatorics.org) I have lost count of how many times I've taught combinatorics, and yet most semesters, I discover something new along the way. Thought I'd thread a little discussion of what I came across today 1/9
Dr. Camille McKayle has been named the next Executive Director of the MAA, effective September 1, 2026. A mathematician and experienced STEM leader, she brings deep commitment to mathematics education and the mathematical community. Read more: https://bit.ly/4kUylOU
We in @uwmadisonmath.bsky.social are excited to launch a new MS in Applied & Computational Math this fall. The program offers modern training in applied & computational math and data‑focused quantitative skills, designed for students with strong math or quantitative backgrounds. Please share widely!
MS-ACM Program
The MS in Applied and Computational Mathematics provides students with a broad, modern training in applied and computational mathematics, and in the mathematics of data. The program serves students...
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Two @uwmadisonmath.bsky.social colleagues on this list!
Six UW–Madison faculty members have been awarded prestigious Sloan Research Fellowships, honoring their creativity, innovation and research accomplishments. Congratulations to Dallas Albritton, Paul Apisa, Annie M. Bauer, Marcel R. Schreier, Tina Wang and Yang Yang!
I just saw a bunch of the credulous reporting on this new conflicts check system, and, my god, it's so embarrassing. Please, read and subscribe to Law Dork for independent legal journalism. Save yourself from the bullshit.
SCOTUS changed the rules for bringing cases to the court because John Roberts won't sell his stocks
Roberts and Alito are the only two justices who own individual stocks. Also: A new lawsuit challenges the Trump admin's removal of the Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument.
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Yes, Mister Bunny’s performance was obviously political. But I think everything short of gargling a meth addicted klansman’s truck nuts comes across as an implicit denunciation of the president nowadays.
I took my time with this one — almost as much time as Jones took after arguments to write her opinion backing Trump — because I think it’s a very important, alarming ruling. So, yes, I hope folks do read this. www.lawdork.com/p/fifth-circ...
This is a very, very bad decision from one of the two Reagan judges left on the Fifth Circuit, joined by one of the two most extreme Trump appointees on the court. And, it is about the issue I walked through at Law Dork earlier this week, in the context of Minnesota: www.lawdork.com/i/186796727/...