Accidentally went to the top of the wrong mountain

Getting lassoed around the ass

Are you going to use your far flung regions

You can eat these for lunch

Bro still has the capacity to surprise and delight

Doc says I’ve got fish lung

China discovers stockpile of water

Man of letters: oh he gets sucked but not me?

Bros keeping his egg warm

The logical twins

Your movements remind me of lower animal

Keep climbing up the shop ladder to show off my new shoes

Fixing my culprit posture

My monks keep crashing out

My luxury mud

The 1,000 co worker choir

My enemy: care for a delicious meal? Me: how can I say no to such kindness

When you’ve studied clumps for over 50 years

Not going to look at clumps anymore

1 homer simpson vs 100 hittites

Promoted to commoner

Megaslum civilians love to be corralled

General: we’re making you commander Me: ☺️ General: of outpost 1000… Me: 😞

They’ll let anyone be commander of outpost 1000

I’ve been the subject of a grenade attack

Tricking the computer

You have failed to surrender

Would you commit the ultimate act?

The humanoid farmer

Reopening a 1000 year old murder case