i think I’ll stick to black tar heroin actually

˗ˏˋ 𝑯𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓾 ˎˊ˗@idoltides.bsky.social · 2y ago

There's a new potent drug called "the bed" out on the streets. Just one hit of the damn thing and you're passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. Scary stuff.

what are you talking about? you’re perfect to me. i felt terrible giving you less than what you deserve.

⋅₊˚ ⋅ 𝑨𝓸𝓻𝓲 .𖥔 ݁ ˖@blushingbombs.bsky.social · 2y ago

Just like me... you're so thoughtful 😊

i got her flowers but i tripped over my platforms coming off the elevator, so there’s some petals missing but it’s okay. not everything’s perfect.

⋅₊˚ ⋅ 𝑨𝓸𝓻𝓲 .𖥔 ݁ ˖@blushingbombs.bsky.social · 2y ago

🥹

do any of you guys do opioids

Daddy’s home

im going back into the metro

MARINA A

⠀ ۫ ◟ ͜ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ℳ⋆ﾟ𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎@hyprfrsh.bsky.social · 2y ago

we’re not going to legoland anymore

LEFHOLAND

two of the smartest people I know are fighting because of the ugliest baby in the world and it’s so funny

the iv tower in my bedroom

chicken jockey

KISSIN ME

˗ˏˋ 𝑯𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓾 ˎˊ˗@idoltides.bsky.social · 2y ago

Where's my cousin.

@mcprinxess.bsky.social I’m at yo BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed

chicken jockey

˗ˏˋ 𝑯𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓾 ˎˊ˗@idoltides.bsky.social · 2y ago

THE WOKE HIVEMIND IS STEALING MY COUSIN AWAYYY

THE CRAB LEGS….. AUUUGGHHHHHHH

˗ˏˋ 𝑯𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓾 ˎˊ˗@idoltides.bsky.social · 2y ago

STOP?????????

there is absolutely no kind of pain killer that works for me

this is the worst pain I’ve ever felt and I was awake for my autopsy

AUUUUH AUHHHHH AUHHHHGGHH

˗ˏˋ 𝑯𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓾 ˎˊ˗@idoltides.bsky.social · 2y ago

Taxes are now filed digitally SPECIFICALLY thanks to people like you

DO NOT EAT THE FUCKING SEAFOOD BOIL FROM H&R BLOCK

.. maybe I’m not ready to.

it’s so hard to stop falling asleep

warabi what the FUCK are you liking this for you need it the most

⠀⠀៹ ̊ 𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐨 𓈒 @mizut4.bsky.social · 2y ago

i think some of you need therapy

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴇʀ.@kamabocorp.bsky.social · 2y ago

ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ,, ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ! ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ. ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ.

i think some of you need therapy

🚛 woah

There’s nothing to take care of?

⠀⠀—八.@splashd0wn.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀ ⠀...do you want me to take care of it? ⠀

What.

⠀⠀—八.@splashd0wn.bsky.social · 2y ago

⠀ ⠀Acht... ⠀