find it truly difficult to imagine anyone less 'real' than this brainless nepobaby.
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been to the park, looks like brat summer for the grass
just started listening to a podcast someone recommended called 'rock n roll politics' and the first 15 minutes is the guy haranguing the general public for not paying enough attention to politics, which doesn't feel very rock n roll unless I've come in at the end of its heyday i guess
the one time I met him he absolutely stank. He confused Pliny with Livy -denied it furiously- then told the 20 yr old behind the bar she 'looked like she enjoyed being spanked'. On leaving he clobbered both door jambs like a pinball while he had about 2 feet of toilet roll clinging from his heel.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3d agoSunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle dies aged 66
the one time I met him he absolutely stank. He confused Pliny with Livy -denied it furiously- then told the 20 yr old behind the bar she 'looked like she enjoyed being spanked'. On leaving he clobbered both door jambs like a pinball while he had about 2 feet of toilet roll clinging from his heel.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3d agoSunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle dies aged 66
making pilgrimage by foot to the bench to see if it will heal ADHD, a long and narrow path beset on all sides by much squirrel
if he really is immortal will he still be cranking out bangers in 2700? gotta pace yourself Bri or the material will get stale
Chris Taylor@christaylornyc.bsky.social · 6d agoBryan Johnson: Maybe I’ve gone too far with this longevity thing Also Bryan Johnson:
is this Putin's Russia????
Saul Staniforth@saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 6d agoJust sitting on the pavement and clapping is now terrorism. Not saying anything, not holding or displaying any signs, just sitting on the pavement & clapping. Andy Burnham can stop this. But he isn't. Reporting by Steven Methven for @novaramedia.com
dug up an old cloud account, found a note from 2018 - no idea provenance 'things set to disappear by 2030 - 50% of bird species, 50% east Himalayan glaciers, 90% of tropical forests, 90% of freshwater animals, 99% tropical coral reefs, 99% mangrove forests, 99% arctic sea ice 99% of insects
refusing to pass verdict on Jared Leto until I know how Hadley Freeman feels about it
Animal Farm 2: the nepopigglies pivot to supplements, lease the farm to the sheep and move to Miami to become pigcasters, Napoleon junior leads Jan 6
there's been a lot more wildfires since Kier lost his day job
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 7d agoMajor incident declared in Suffolk as 90 firefighters tackle wildfire on heathland
IS THERE A SINGLE DECENT FUCKING LISTINGS SITE FOR LONDON AT ALL ANYMORE WHY IS EVERY SITE COMPLETELY FUCKING DOGSHIT AND UNUSABLE HOW DO I FIND OUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY ON
*bang* *bang* *bang* cum on ingerlund *bang* *bang* *bang* scor a gol 🏴🏐🏴🏐🏴🏐🏴🏐🏴🙏🙏🙏
Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 4w ago🙏🏴🙏🏴🙏🏴🙏🏴🙏🏴🙏
Pretty clearly if Widdecombe's murder is terrorism it bears all the hallmarks of a UDA attack, very similar MO to '81 attempted assassination of MP Bernadette McAliskey (outspoken female politician targeted inside her country home) we're looking at first Brexit betrayal murder.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 3w agoAnn Widdecombe death: counter-terrorism police take over investigation
The widdislayer is clearly an asset in an 'ultra'/'Bourne identity' type program - people need to roll the tape back further and work out who said his activation words - otherwise this could happen again at any moment. Any senior politician from the past 40 years is now at risk.
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it was a queer sultry heatwave the summer they murdered Ann Widdecombe and i didn't know what I was doing in a bin in Clacton
If you don’t think Count Binface will advance the class struggle, you’re possibly not understanding social democracy correctly from a Marxist viewpoint.
Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 4w agocritical support for Binface, the British pre-allegation Platner
critical support for Binface, the British pre-allegation Platner
🚨 Breaking: Distraught Hamelin father alleges Zack Polanski abducted HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN with hypnotic flute recital following dispute over unpaid fees concerning a disputed vermin eradication service contract.
freed from the malign influence of his evil vizier the British public can finally see the true Keir Starmer! 🌹😍
🚨BREAKING - And with the resignation of Morgan McSweeney it's surely curtains for #SirKeir! Certainly #SirCabbage has effortlessly stepped up as the clear and assured frontrunner - surely it's all over for the beleagured PM? 🥬🌹 #BattlingCabbageCrustAhead
Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 6mo ago🚨 BREAKING Polymarket puts #SirCabbage a long way ahead of #SirKeir as we go into the weekend - I know which vegetable my money's on! #KarmaKarmaKarmaKabbage
🚨 BREAKING Polymarket puts #SirCabbage a long way ahead of #SirKeir as we go into the weekend - I know which vegetable my money's on! #KarmaKarmaKarmaKabbage
Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 6mo ago🚨 DROWNING MAN LATEST! - it's been a Tough day for #SirKeir - but he's not the only one looking frayed - #SirCabbage is also beginning to look a little stressed, Battle has been well and truly joined!! 🥬🌹🥬🌹🥬 #TimeForBlair
🚨 DROWNING MAN LATEST! - it's been a Tough day for #SirKeir - but he's not the only one looking frayed - #SirCabbage is also beginning to look a little stressed, Battle has been well and truly joined!! 🥬🌹🥬🌹🥬 #TimeForBlair
Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social · 6mo ago🚨 DEATH MATCH LATEST - tough night for #SirKeir but #SirCabbage isn't looking too hot either! Who will prevail in the EPIC contest?!?