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as usual, the thread i was reading ended with a small argument over what subnet mask is the best

as usual, the thread i was reading ended with a small argument over what subnet mask is the best

so, it turns out the E key isn't the only key on my keyboard that's broken, the 3 key isn't working either for some reason. i'm actually realizing it's been a bit flaky over the last few days, i remember trying to press 3 in minecraft to select items in my hotbar but sometimes it wouldn't work […]

[drugs] if weed makes you "stoned", shouldn't it be called "medusa's lettuce"?

well, it appears that my e key has completely stopped working... great...

the e key on my laptop keyboard is acting up :(

why did we ever stop teaching kids programming? back in the day every school would have a computer lab with computers running BASIC that kids could learn about programming on, these days kids are only given chromebooks that can't do anything other than go on websites. they're not computers […]

i know this may come as a shock to some of you, so i prepared some frequently asked questions: Q: how does your experience making shoes prepare you for switching to the AI industry? A: there is a list of the top 100 best corporate buzzwords on our website, please download and refer to it Q […]

i'm excited to announce that my very real business "maddiecorp inc." is pivoting from the shoe industry into being an AI company! please invest now :neomouse_cute:

should i switch to asbestOS? i hear it's great for keeping your computer from catching on fire

i'm going to Big K-mart, do you want anything

[fascism, us pol] the unthinkable has happened, trump is referencing deltarune, the game that's full of gay characters, in his posts. this post uses a song from deltarune in it

i'm excited to announce that my very real business "maddiecorp inc." is pivoting from the shoe industry into being an AI company! please invest now :neomouse_cute:

new to chess, what do i do in this situation? (i'm playing as black)

44 years ago, techies avoided technology and normal people would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could. Now, normal people buy Sharp x68000 & Commodore Plus/4 while every techie I know is on the verge of buying Sharp x68000 & Commodore Plus/4

there are only two kinds of tickets in IT: 1. "i need a longer cable" 2. "my printer isn't working"

44 years ago, techies avoided technology and normal people would jump on the newest gadgets as soon as they could. Now, normal people buy Sharp x68000 & Commodore Plus/4 while every techie I know is on the verge of buying Sharp x68000 & Commodore Plus/4

why are so many people buying smart toasters and hiding in the forest all of a sudden

@dfbugs is: 50% "game crashes immediately on startup" and 50% "when a dwarf has spent 17 hours working in a duck feather farm, it will go into a rage and kill everyone around it, including non living objects"

new to chess, what do i do in this situation? (i'm playing as black)

apparently rockstar's stupid GTA 6 game suffered another leak, i'm not exactly crying for them considering rockstar's one of the worst companies in gaming right now, although the leakers did use it to try to pump a memecoin which is absolutely scummy

here's a list of things you can do to make your LGBTQ+ peers more comfortable, written by an LGBTQ+ person: 1. give them $20

[lewd, cursed, transphobia adjacent ] instead of asking "what's your biological sex", ask "are your genitals an innie or an outie"

oh no, they found the VLC pride flag post again

so, on my drive to work today the car behind me just suddenly exploded? hopefully the person driving it is okay, they were able to pull over

okay so i woke up in the middle of the night because i had a nightmare and tried to articulate it but i basically fell asleep while typing it. i don't remember what the nightmare was about

Maddie@mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 5d ago

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i've been seeing a lot more people embracing the frutiger aero aesthetic online. maybe i'm just a hater, but i've always seen it as a pro corporation slop aesthetic. it's also just kinda ugly honestly

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