MJ Flo
@mjflomusic.bsky.social
Moe’s mom, cyclist, music professor, foodie, can’t function without coffee. Views not of my employer.
Someone’s gotta start throwing some heat signature guns at Mofo Mitch’s house for proof of life.
Finally got him on his own damn pillow. He’s all about what’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine these days and I swear everything I own smells like dog.
The Soviets did this with prisoners in the Gulag, for what it’s worth.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 8h agoWow! @menendez.house.gov says that the EXACT scenario I flagged two months ago, where ICE "releases" someone having a medical emergency solely so their death won't be recorded as occurring while in custody, happened last month at the infamous Delaney Hall detention center in Newark, NJ.
How the hell does Boca Raton not have an ACE Hardware? Are people here really that rich here that they don’t even need keys made or to buy screws?
I drank a quart of 🍺 tonight because it’s been a long two days.
Getting close to the do now apologize later part of starting a new job. Like painting my office, which is khaki color. I refuse to do khaki after 11 years of HS marching band polos and khaki.
Vote tomorrow Humans of Michigan! Clean water is life. Vote for it. 🌊🌊
These MAGA dumbfux in FL have ruined education and yet not one has ever entered a school before spitting lies about “woke curriculums”. Teacher certification is what’s been attacked this year. By 2027, graduates of teacher prep programs also get to write a Yelp review of their program. 1/
Sure, Amazon, if this is how you are going to deliver products, this is how you will receive them upon return—in the same fuxed up box. I’m absolutely not going to clean my floors or my body with this garbage.
I had a good first day at my new job but I also would love to be back in Sicily. Or Zion National Park.
I think it’s time to place severe limits on TV time because the FL MAGA ads are nonstop and I’m ready to start throwing things. Time to finish a few books.
Think I can get some bell of the ball Disney freak money for this fixture that I hate?
I officially have access to my employee profile at my new job and the amount of relief I have right now is inexplicably.
I really need this little old man to get up and do his afternoon outdoor Facebook scrolling and 💩 posting before I run errands or else the 💩 posting is gonna be in my kitchen and I am too tired of that popping up in my feed.
Being a homeowner now means asking a million questions to people cold calling you about “free services”, especially when they want to come test my water on a Sunday afternoon. Um, no.
Today I must find my townhome real numbers and letters. Apparently Amazon delivery has no deductive reasoning skills, so hence the cardboard sign. Reminds me of my office diploma. (The floors were NOT my choice and they must go.)
I really need a CD player. Where do I find one that works and doesn’t convert the sound to some Bluetooth crap? I want hardwired speakers.
Unpacking and sort thru things that have been in bins for up to 20 years. Here are some gems:
His Nibs is awake and pacing for hours in all his full moon dementia glory. God help him if I don’t get to sleep soon. He may be sleeping on the lanai. 🤦🏻♀️
I have experienced excellent customer service everywhere during this move…EXCEPT from the HOA management company. I really wish FL wasn’t full of HOA BS.
I just had the most WTF academic job thing happen ever. Well, maybe not ever, but it was really hard to take the high road on this one people. I’m in a way better place, but holy shit I can’t wait for academic open mic night once I retire.
Where I keep really important things while I am in unpacking hell and don’t yet have a work computer.
I really wish I know a code in which I could respond to an AI chat bot that would complete destroy the service. Every f’in time I use one for customer service, I find it completely useless.
Careful Floridians—the MAGA buttclown politicians are presenting as anti-AI to gain moderate votes, but really they just want to keep the AI data centers but don’t want the high utilities costs.
Short for: cheaper way to lose weight than GLP1s!
born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3w agolettuce is short for lettuce give you explosive diarrhea
This is the most wild & inappropriate way to solicit clients. I’ve had 3 sales pitches from this assclown, Simon Golden, via email. Two are regarding a post I wrote about a former mentor and professor who passed recently from cancer. Additionally, they all scream AI written and bot-generated.
I just went to my local Trader Joe’s. Was almost ran over twice by the same woman in the parking lot. But other than that the people at the register found out I was new to the area and gifted me a free bag! Love me the local Tradarius Joseph’s.