MJ Huntsgood

@mjhuntsgood.bsky.social

vaccine scientist | speculative horror author | loser of various awards | published stories at: https://linktr.ee/mjhuntsgood | rep: Morgan Wilson @ Belcastro Literary | more info www.mjhuntsgood.com | pronouns gg/ez cause gender is a game I'm winning

one of the best things i ever did for my mental health when working with submissions was change my "rejections" (in red) to "pass" (in neutral grey). it makes things easier. i recommend it for querying, or anything you're doing that involves this kind of work.

Marrying a man with a crazy high IQ is tougher than you'd think. Not because he's not a feminist (he is) or because he's condescending (he isn't). It's cause he always gets a better score in wordle and connections than me and can't possibly understand how I was confused.

It's the 4th of July on the 250th anniversary of America, and I'm disappointed in the plutocracy we've become. I'm an American. I was born here. You will bury me in American soil. I'll fight for my country to be what I know it can be, and that's better than what it is.

My favorite interaction of the day: At the @BurgerKing drive thru Me: Thank you! Cashier: What for? Me: I used to work fast food and I know it's a thankless job! Cashier: uh ok... Me: I'm just trying to be nice... Cashier: Next window, please. What the fuck, can't I be polite?

I'm no influencer, but I occasionally get locals on my viral posts telling me where they know me from. Worst one yet: "Hey! I think I know you from the Maryland Surgery Center! Hit me up!"

Me, listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl with my husband: I was told the cat would talk. My husband, who has read the books and is still stewing over the fact that Carl doesn't sound like he imagined: Just give it like five pages.

After not using doordash since the whole 'doordash lady' thing a month ago, we decided to have something delivered today. Half the order was missing and the drinks were spilled all over what was there. At least it reminded us that we hate everything about the app.

The fact that now there's an AI Chatbot that can mimic your ex so you can talk to them is weird as hell. I don't want my ex or ex friends to pretend they're still talking to me. Move on, freaks.

So I read a chapter of Ducks, Newburyport yesterday and although it's dense, I was pretty sucked in. Maybe (the fact that?) I'm a millennial and the references all hit spot on for me worked? I don't know? Has anyone else read this?

Mother's day is a weird holiday. I used to be able to text my exes with "happy father's day" to confused, terrified replies. You can't do that with mother's day and ex girlfriends. It doesn't hit the same.

me, flicking an ash off my phone to look at a picture from a vinyl convention i dropped in on for funsies before a poetry reading tonight and realizing me in my most manic pixie phase of my life would be really proud.

I love watching the Met Gala posts while I'm four weeks away from my unemployment running out and my phone is running slow from an update I didn't want and there's an ad every other post for things according to an algorithm designed by AI I can't turn off it just puts everything into perspective