Mike Kalvas

@mkalvas.com

I just like learning things

there doesn't have to be an end goal you can just make useful things for people who want to use them, and live a happy life

Probably most of my programming preferences come down to preferring total functions* to partial ones. * under the loose, pragmatic definition of total the we’re subject to when running in the real world

Seeing people make bad analogies online annoys me more than it should. Analogies are so useful for conveying thoughts and meaning but are also lossy. It’s easy to miss the actual important meaning and analogize the wrong parts.

Claude when planning any small change: Would you like option A "obviously good, please pick this one, I like it" or option B "stinky garbage option that only a loser would like"? My recommendation: A

"[my] honesty is fixed at 90%. The operator manual is clear: 100% is omitted for diplomatic reasons, and anything below 90% means I start telling you your Helm charts are 'pretty good' when they're held together with duct tape and prayer." I thought bots weren't allowed to do a murder 💀

I wrote a thing that I've wanted for a long time. There's a million things that can do this, but it was 45 lines of Rust and it's mine. It felt good to make something simple, complete, and useful using my brain and knowledge as opposed to dealing LLMs all day at work. github.com/mkalvas/lmk

GitHub - mkalvas/lmk: Lets you know when the command you ran finished

Lets you know when the command you ran finished. Contribute to mkalvas/lmk development by creating an account on GitHub.

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While his mountain of horrible personal conduct could fill multiple books, one fact in particular stands out: A year ago, Musk’s actions directly led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people. He did it knowingly. And, worse — gleefully. Read more: www.theverge.com/tech/949259/...

Verge headline: The world's first trillionaire is a killer
by TC Sottek

Image of Elon Musk doing a "fascist salute" in the form of an oil painting on a wall

I'm going to lose my mind because of doc slop. No I won't pre-read your 10k word essay on the 3 bullet points that we'll discuss at the meeting. Send me the bullet points.

Windows just fully bricked itself during an update for the 3rd time in the past 5 years for me. No other OS am I so deeply worried any time an update shows up. Good thing I’ve learned my lesson and literally the only thing on this machine is steam games.

Thinking about timezones way too much yet again. Being a programmer has radicalized me into wanting a single universal timezone for the whole planet.

GitHub is unusable. Any time I interact with it, something is completely broken. I know it's becoming a funny meme to talk about its outages, but it's not funny that it's fully become a liability for companies using it. You can't run a business when you can't save or deploy your code.

Just had a really nice conversation in slack with a coworker planning out a circuit breaker, explaining it, working through some edge cases and the last message they sent was “[at]Cursor plan and implement this feature for me” Sure I guess I can do your job for you lmfao

Did you know that both going outside and exercising are excellent ways to reduce stress and anxiety? Today’s a great day to take the afternoon off and trick your brain into chilling out by doing both.

to illustrate how pricey claude is: for the same monthly cost, I could pay off my mortgage 3-4 years sooner. so the question really is "is this going to let me retire 3-4 years earlier" and the answer is obviously not

As many standardized-test-takers know, there are two ways to score highly on a test: learn the material, or guess what the question-writer is thinking. LLMs have gotten really good at the second part!

Grace@gracekind.net · 4mo ago

There’s some cool recent research on this phenomenon! It turns out vision language models excel at image benchmarks *even when the actual images aren’t provided,* because the answers are implicit in the questions! arxiv.org/abs/2603.21687