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Trade proposal: Riley Martin for Jonathan Loáisiga. What do we think?
Dominic Canzone just hit a home run off your team. Tear down the franchise.
Nick Madrigal just hit a home run off your team. Tear down the franchise.
We need to start appreciating the things Brooks Raley does.
The Washington Nationals were a social experiment that has now concluded. Thank you for participating.
MLB would be better off without the Pittsburgh Pirates
Jackson Rutledge + Chicago Cubs: a match made in hell
I'm going to tell my kids that Luisangel Acuña was Barry Bonds
I've seen enough. Dax Fulton is a first ballot Hall of Famer.
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Cody Freeman play baseball
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space, born just in time to watch Jorge Barrosa play baseball
The Detroit Tigers are the worst organization in professional sports
Wait, people actually think Jonathan India is good?
I can't believe people still think the Arizona Diamondbacks aren't going to win the World Series
The Detroit Tigers were a social experiment that has now concluded. Thank you for participating.
The Houston Astros are your 2026 World Series Champions!
The Boston Red Sox are on pace for 47 wins this season!