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Leaked re-design of Rainbow Dash from the upcoming My Little Pony: Forever Friendship series

An important lesson we've learned from MLPFiM: If your friend is regularly saving dozens of lives and gets celebrated too much for it, you should give them an ego check by gaslighting and ostracizing them. Just make sure they're not TOO proud of rescuing others, y'know?

Hasbro has begun the process of auctioning off Rarity and Applejack. Bids currently sit at $23.

Streaming, re-runs, and all mentions or references to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are being DELETED from official Hasbro records due to the "homosexual implications of friendship." Experts predict no mention of the series will be present on the internet by 2028.

Heartbreaking: pony unsure how she'll survive today's tummy ache #mlp #mlpfim #fluttershy

UPDATE: New series "My Little Pony: Friendship Forever" CANCELLED amid confirmations that a 6-way polycule doesn't really count as friendship. When asked for comment, a frustrated Hasbro executive only said "I dunno how we didn't see all the kissing, we might be stupid"

Prophetic.

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NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT! By popular demand, 2027 will bring a NEW generation of My Little Pony with a full reimagining of Friendship is Magic! We hope you're as excited as we are to yank these ponies out of retirement and milk the nostalgia straight into Hasbro's wallets! #MLP #MLPonyFacts

My Little Pony's 6th generation will be debuting on Hasbro's new streaming platform, "Hasby+" in early 2027. The generation's strategy will focus on "crossover" content with other popular medias to increase viewership and brand familiarity. Here's a sneak peak of the pilot:

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SKIBIDI RIZZ #MLP #MLPonyFacts #RainbowDash #StarlightGlimmer

NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT! By popular demand, 2027 will bring a NEW generation of My Little Pony with a full reimagining of Friendship is Magic! We hope you're as excited as we are to yank these ponies out of retirement and milk the nostalgia straight into Hasbro's wallets! #MLP #MLPonyFacts

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too woke to smoke but too eepy to sleepy #MLP #MLPonyFacts

We couldn't fit it all in... #MLP #MLPonyFacts

Reminder that Google verified that we're canon. This does retroactively apply to everything we've ever said, obviously. #mlp #rainbowdash #princesscelestia #mlponyfacts

Out of the Mane 6, Fluttershy is the pony who swears the most. #mlp #Fluttershy #MLPonyFacts

Did you know Rainbow Dash makes a brief cameo appearance in the 2007 film Spider-Man 3? #mlp #RainbowDash #MLPonyFacts

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Still moving our most important posts over here from Twitter. #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts

This screencap is also not edited. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

This screencap is not edited. #mlp #PinkiePie #MLPonyFacts

Poorly describe your favorite ponies. We'll go first: princess tiktok #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts

Applejack is committing insurance fraud. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

The episode "Read it and Weep" was originally centered around Twilight Sparkle teaching Rainbow Dash how to read. This concept was reworked, leaving us to wonder if she ever learned how. #mlp #RainbowDash #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts

We'll admit it. This shit was kinda goofy. #mlp #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts

Pinkie Pie's first job was not as a baker or a party planner. She was a rock farmer. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #PinkiePie

Starlight Sparkle purple pony is unicorn #MLP #MLPonyFacts #StarlightGlimmer

Applejack pours the milk in before the cereal. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack

Babs Seed spends a lot of time trolling on the internet and trying to bait ponies into getting angry at her. Do not be like Babs Seed. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #BabsSeed