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I don't think I'm far off in suggesting that Hawai'i football moving from Team1Sports (bad) to MW+ (paywalled) is the greatest atrocity to ever happen on September 12 or an adjacent day.

You get the sense that Pat Fitzgerald vs. Chris Creighton is Fitz vs. Bizarro Fitz, both with a vest and a commitment to Establishing the Run, the latter just with a beard and a visor (and fewer/no allegations of program-ruining hazing).

No seriously: hurry! Only 45 minutes until the first college football game of the weekend kicks off! (You didn't read that wrong, and I don't have the time zone wrong. Don't Watch This; Watch That is the ONLY #CFB watch guide with a semicolon AND the courage to consider EVERY game.)

MNWildcat@mn-wildcat.bsky.social · last mo.

Get ready, this week's Don't Watch This; Watch That had the COURAGE to... ...rank the #B1G stadiums? Wait, come back -- it's by our favorite metric: random shit that college tour guides like to pretend matters! (also municipally-approved toplessness?) www.offtacklerepublic.com/week-1-colle...

Get ready, this week's Don't Watch This; Watch That had the COURAGE to... ...rank the #B1G stadiums? Wait, come back -- it's by our favorite metric: random shit that college tour guides like to pretend matters! (also municipally-approved toplessness?) www.offtacklerepublic.com/week-1-colle...

Ranking the Big Ten Football Stadiums

What's the best college football game on this weekend? What time do tonight's games kick off? And how do the Big Ten stadiums rank by capacity (if they were municipalities in their home states)?

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As a high school kicker who once put a point after SQUARELY into my long-snapper's ass, I ABSOLUTELY recognize terrible kicking form when I see it, and that UNCO kicker...woooooooof, brother bear.

Sure, there are college football watch guides. But do ANY of them have a semicolon in the title? (Also, if they DON'T recommend a TOP FIVE matchup in college football on Thursday, you're subscribed to the wrong blog. Join us @offtacklerepublic.bsky.social.) www.offtacklerepublic.com/week-0-colle...

Week 0 College Football Watch Guide

Don't Watch This; Watch That: Barack Obama is LYING TO YOU about books. (Also, a TOP FIVE matchup in Week 0!)

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MNWildcat@mn-wildcat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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Would you like 3,000 words on the FCS Championship between Montana State and Illinois State, SOME of which are about the Redbirds' unlikely run and SOME of which involve the author shirtless, talking to a Quantum Fiber service representative? SURE YOU WOULD! www.offtackleempire.com/college-foot...

Montana State-Illinois State Preview, Open Thread

A preview of Illinois State-Montana State that includes a fever, computer failure, and me on the phone with a QuantumFiber representative while shirtless, for some reason.

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It pains us to say this: we won't be surprised if the Iowa #Hawkeyes do bad things to Vanderbilt. A history lesson, a ReliaQuest Bowl preview, an excuse to think about how we weren't super-sad about the B1G losing because Bloomin' Onion >>> Coconut Shrimp. www.offtackleempire.com/iowa/49317/i...

If history’s any indication, Iowa is going to ball Diego Pavia up and stuff him in a locker

…because that’s what Iowa does with fun offenses. A ReliaQuest Bowl preview of Iowa-Vanderbilt

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