Mo
@mo-wilk.bsky.social
Old enough for Medicare, too old for men to care. Lifetime Democrat, Joker, Muscogee/Creek. Vote Blue! #1,521,853 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamleh5uru
The nurses and the dr all have a dark sense of humor, and quite frankly, I love it.
They gave me a menu sheet to fill out with a t has a broken lead. COME ON!
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Someone taps on the door next door and said melodically “Housekeeping” and I listened but was disappointed that it was not followed up with “Want me jerk you off?” IYKYK
Bulletin board has people’s pet pictures in the hall. I had to stop and lookit
Daughter had colonoscopy last week they were going over her medical history & said I see you have a positive pregnancy test. She said WHAT?Her husband who had a vasectomy about 7-8 yrs before raised his eyebrows.Then they said oh, that’s old. hosp has a new system and were not up to date. 🤣
lady next door has said GET YOU ASS IN HERE at least 30 times. Now she has upped it to GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN HERE. and I can’t stop laughing about it
On the upside, hospital has the Murder Channel. 🤷🏻♀️any port in a storm, I guess
It should be the law. You either get the window bed OR the recliner. Not both
As a person who cannot stand their sock seam to be crooked, this gown with a pocket in front to hold a monitor seems like I am wearing a pair of cargo pants sideways. A pox on the household of the inventor of this BS
Probably going to shut it down tonight. I hope all y’all’s pillows are cool on both sides!❤️
They just came in and asked if I knew what day it is and I’m sorry I didn’t say “Hell yes I know! It is President Obama’s Bday!”
Hello my pals. Just checking in. Back in the hospital again. Ain’t having any fun. Hope y’all are. More news as I have it. 😃. Carry on. Later. 😘
This is me. I am so sick of the constant brace for impact feeling.😩
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Hello my pals! Just stopping by to prove I am not dead. Haven’t been watching the news, have been watching the murder channel, so if any of you need any pointers on getting rid of bodies, evidence, weapons, then I’m ya’ gal! ♥️😊
Hi, my pals! Just doing a daily drive by. Been awake since 4 (that is not a typo) and seems like it should be a million o’clock. I’ll try to stop back by later. Y’all carry on like I know you can!
Just popping in to check on things. I am still not hanging out on here as much, and I feel better for it.. 😃 Kids back from vacay so grandson coming over to spend the nite. Hope everyone has a great day. I’ll pop back in tomorrow
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off. Everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home with friends- the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is this Narrator? No one else will do.
Morgan Freeman on Hope's Danger
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Swampy💀@ruh-roh.bsky.social · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Morning and happy Caturday. Popping in for a little bit. Taking a seat on the back row near an exit in case I have to do Irish Exit. hope everyone has a great day!
Although I have been purposefully avoiding the news. I take it when Pat hollered: THAT PETTY MF’ER!!! from the next room that is is not any better🤷🏻♀️
Kicks door open, punches time card. Looks around to see if yall behaving, Nods to everyone for proof of life, clocks back out. May or may not be back later. 😃 carry on!!