Tessera

Happy #fcf! Be good, boys. Or bad, whatever, I’m not your dad. That paternity test came back negative.

Found out about the new Charli single by hearing it in the background of videos of guys making out at the bar, which seems correct and proper for her brand.

Happy Tuesday to all who celebrate 😌

Softie / freshly shorn Sunday (yes, that’s me AFTER trimming. no, I’m not going to go full bush.)

Forever waiting for someone to ask me what I’m listening to at the gym so I can info dump about the best Canadian band of the 00s

A little #fcf before breakfast

#mcm but it’s a video this time 😌

Hi, I’m not naked but I AM eating a good sandwich

Really, really hoping conditions are nice enough for the nude beach this weekend. It’s been so long since I was last able to properly sun my buns 🥲

Just woke up. Brain empty. Dick hard. Too tired for caption. Suck it and I’ll brew you up a fresh cup of coffee. It’s like a reward.

Having a hard time getting up this morning

How your #humpday pics find me (please keep all the cute fat butts coming 🙏)

@orsettorosso.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Considered doing a b&w thing for #mcm but I liked the color, so you get both? Both is good too.

Typical outcome of opening up my feed during tummy Tuesday 🤤

Long weekend Monday and I could use some help getting going 😮‍💨

Rise and shine bud. Let’s go get some dim sum, and then if you’re really good you can rub my belly while I nap off the dumplings.

I’m still working on this long weekend #fcf but hopefully you’re not. Send nudes and/or pictures of you relaxing on the patio that I can live through vicariously 🙏

Happy hump day - you can grab it, if you want.

The nice thing about #mcm is that any photo can be monochrome. It’s so artistically freeing! Anything qualifies! anyway here’s my dick

Filling out this jock nicely, by which I mean my balls are at a real risk of spilling out of it

A little tummy for your Tuesday?

Extremely ready for pool weather again. Cmon Memorial Day, hurry it the fuck up.