DAYUM! The pic my Instacart driver took of me walking away has me looking sooooooooooooo wide!
Thank god for the bench that is halfway between my home and my usual errand running location so I can rest my fatass for a bit. Also: ✅ 440 - 200kg ✅ 442 - 60 BMI 🎉 445 - current weight 🎉
Facebook memories served me up this memory from 15 years ago at Southern Decadence. Oh my how things have changed. (Also, back to the fully shaved head look)
Goals: ✅ 380 - Double my starting weight ✅ 400 - I thought would be “enough” ✅ 420 - 30 stone 🎉🎉 440 - 200kg 🎉🎉 ☑️ 442 - 60 BMI ☑️ 450 - what I once said would likely be my max single but maybe not ☑️ 500 - who can resist being “quarter ton” ☑️ 550 - 250kg might as well be a quarter ton in both systems
This is a 5XL that according to the site’s size suggester should fit me and ummmmmm yeah not so much
Intriguing way that I am noticing my new weight and volume, I used to have no problem just sitting back upright when I leaned back in my desk chairs but now there’s a bit more I’ve got to do to overcome the weight and the ball of fat in my lap 🐳
The same generous feeder sponsored a McDonalds feast on top of all the donuts.
The results of the donut stuffing this morning that I couldn’t post for a bit.
A generous feeder sent me two dozen Dunkin Donuts (and two croissants). After polishing off one dozen, a croissant, and a half gallon of whole milk I’m over 5000 calories and it’s not even noon!
I love my rotund corpulence so much! I have never felt as at home in my body as I do today at over 430 pounds. If a body is a temple, I am so glad mine is as big as the Parthenon!
Wore my Dionysus shirt (that is clinging to my every roll despite being 8XL) to my second viewing of Hadestown in movie theaters. Seemed appropriate given what happens to Orpheus afterwards. #iykyk
When the last meeting of the day is done and I can chill out shirtless at my desk feeling my massive gut touching the desk and my love handles touching the arms of the chair 🐳
Cruise by the numbers: 24 meals in 70 hours on the boat took me from 409.2 when I left my house Wednesday night to 419.4 as I got home just now. 🐳
Cocoa butter rubdown after 3 breakfasts, 2.5 lunches, several snacks and before I head to the first of 3 dinners
The video that didn’t get added to my last post for some reason.
Back on the Jewel of the Seas where it all began back in 2019 and now in 2026. A little greyer and a lot fatter!
Love feeling the breeze blow my shirt against my big belly and then flow up the opening at the bottom
Found a ceramic piece that was almost as if it was modeled after my body so I had to buy it for my birthday
Some people have issues. You object to nudity but instead of just using the Block or Report function you tell me I’m going to die an early death? Well, I used the block on them so problem solved.
One of the more unique seat belt extender situations I have experienced.