Tessera

lowkirk pmo that it's called "ascii art" when most of the time it uses braille symbols which aren't even in the ascii character set

we carry the flame

pee yourself, give free will a chance you've got to want to suck seed

do you think toilet scientits ever say "yeah i'm going to the lavatory laboratory lavatory"

dystopian reality where we have to reconstruct family guy using only family guy funny moment compilations from youtube

ROWS AND ROSE ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME?!?!

i never got to see carbonation boy drunk.. would've been a real fun day today. no one can live up to him i think

So you know how people complain about Windows stealing their bootloader and stuff, right? Apparently my laptop does the opposite: if I'm booted into Windows and leave it unattended for a bit, it will eventually be waiting at `ly` on my NixOS install. I really thought I'd disabled all power settings.

how I be acting in public discord servers

never thought i'd get to see it with my own two eyes...

FUCKING MORON who asks me to go first at a mutual interruption to try being nice only to forget what they were gonna say by the time i'm done

moid translator: "you seem chill" -> "i wanna fuck the shit out of you"

why call centipede if no pennies exit my pee hole

death to carbonation boy

mochie@mochienya.bsky.social · last yr.

wtf why did i never add the corresponding "japenis"..

norweiner

mochie@mochienya.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i might be the oracle

I'm waiting for something like codeberg but with all ai stuff banned

dumbass that's not a real time

are narwhals like still a thing? I haven't heard about them since they were causing commotions and baconing at midnight

codeberg now has stacked PRs

social media platform centered around sharing funny images. reposting wouldn't be a thing and you'd have a tagging system for finding them easily. comments would never lock and you'd be encouraged to necro stuff

doing alcohol is a lot less fun when i have no one to goof off at actually.. i just have like pent up hahahoohoo energy and nowhere to put it

takoyaki I had at the one place that actually has it in my entire county

urge to start wearing a cap that says something like "women fish fish women fear fish women"

📅

i will commit heinous acts the day i see someone calling the jd vance edits "elite ball"

any sufficiently advanced mechanism for 2d graphics will eventually become a convoluted way of doing 3d graphics

new version of "the game": go about life without thinking of "67" when you interact with the number out in the wild

happy 6/7 to all my dd/mm fans