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Mockeree

@mockeree.bsky.social

You should ̶n̶'̶t̶ believe what you see on the internet. Satirical Imagebomb™ Makers since 2016. Fuck Elon. linktr.ee/mockeree

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Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2w ago

Let the investigation resume!

The poster for the film ‘Brewster’s Millions’, but now it’s ‘Fraudster’s Millions’, with a yellow-suited, eyebrow-cocked Farage in the Richard Pryor role, sticking up out of an infinite pile of money, tossing notes with one hand and clutching a pint glass with the other. Above him, lying across the bed of dollar bills where John Candy used to be, is Count Binface, arms folded. He was robbed! Among the credits are Christopher Harbourne, George Cottrell and Fiona Cottrell. The tagline now reads “You don’t have to be corrupt to accept 5 million pounds in gifts. But it helps.”

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

#NigelFarage makes a statement about his future in public life

𝔻𝕁 𝕊𝕦𝕓𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 @djsubterrain.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"I just need 11780 goals"

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Gianni? Yes, it’s Donald again.”

The photo from Trump’s first presidency where he altered a map showing the course of a hurricane with a Sharpie, but now it’s the score from the USA’s World Cup loss to Belgium which has been amended to USA 100-0 Belgium

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Wrong uniform.

Republicans Against Trumpism@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 2mo ago

This is unhinged. Donald Trump posted AI slop showing himself as a doctor treating celebrities with “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Maybe everyone just went to the wrong Great American State Fair. #Freedom250

The Great American State Fair Total Landscaping, a shuttered garage door in the front of an unremarkable suburban industrial unit, the name on a sign on a gantry above, with Rudi Giuliani behind a lectern addressing an empty car park

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"You won, E. Jean! Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, E. Jean.”

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2mo ago

Trump rages after the Supreme Court declines to take up his E. Jean Carroll appeal and further defames her. Trump says this “never be allowed to happen to another President, or Candidate to be!”

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"You won, E. Jean! Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life, E. Jean.”

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2mo ago

Trump rages after the Supreme Court declines to take up his E. Jean Carroll appeal and further defames her. Trump says this “never be allowed to happen to another President, or Candidate to be!”

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Dog demands praise for cleaning up own shit

Trump on his hands and knees behind a big coiled turd on the Oval Office carpet, his face upturned, brown smears glistening around his proud smirk. It’s a metaphor for his war with Iran, you see.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Did somebody say ‘changing behind a curtain’?”

The facade of the Kennedy Center, partly hidden by the tarpaulin that was put up to conceal the removal of Trump’s name, with just the last few letters of “…Performing Arts” visible near the top. At the bottom, the tiny figure of Trump is pushing aside the curtain to peep behind it.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A fight…? Yes… yes, that’s what it’s for, confirm quick-thinking White House cage builders

The south portico of the White House (the semicircular bit with the columns), seen looking up at an imposing angle from ground level, now with bars in all the windows, loops of razor wire atop all the balustrades, and a thick, dull grey concrete wall in front displaying the sign “Department of Corrections Central Detention Facility”, all behind a big chain-link metal prison fence topped with more coils of razor wire.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Happy #EdBallsDay x

The famous photo from the White House Correspondents Dinner with Melania and Trump seated behind a table and some other guy behind them holding up a note. Melania and the other guy are looking up, shocked, while Trump has a sly little smile like he’s enjoying the warmth of a freshly filled nappy. The handwritten note held up by the other guy now says “Ed Balls”.

I don’t know who he is and I can’t be arsed to look it up. Look, mate, this is a solemn occasion. Don’t make it all about you. This is Ed Balls Day.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Surprise winner in the Galton and Simpson by-election

The Green Party candidate for the Gorton and Denton by-election, giving the winning speech from behind a lectern, is now a grinning Albert Steptoe. The characteristically gracious Reform candidate, slightly out of focus in the lineup of losing candidates at the back, is now a disgusted Harold Steptoe.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“Release the corgis”

The sinister figure sitting with steepled fingers in the back of the car back to Sandringham is now Montgomery Burns-Windsor

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“Release the corgis”

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Donald Trump and Liz Truss standing together in matching pink golf shirt and dress (I’ll let you imagine which is wearing which), now both bearing the words “I’M WITH STUPID” and an illustration of a hand, each pointing at the other. His grin is as fake as his skin colour and hers is as gormless as someone who’s had an elective gormectomy. Yes it’s a couple of days late, I’ve been busy, ok?

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?

The intrigued/disgusted dichotomy of the Kombucha Girl meme, now wearing a MAGA hat as she is intrigued by an illuminated sign saying ‘KID’ but disgusted when it’s zoomed out to reveal ‘KID ROCK’

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Why was Trump watching #BadBunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show instead of #KidRock’s?

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”

Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. But your stars were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

The entrance to Jurassic Park, looming over a road through the jungle undergrowth, but the sign above the huge wooden gates now says “Jeffrey’s Island”. Approaching them with its back to us is a white golf cart driven by a fat blond man in a red baseball cap. The gates are closed.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

EXCLUSIVE preview of the revitalised Trump-Kennedy Center

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office

The book cover of ‘Dump: The Shart of the Deal’ by Donald J. Dump and Tony Schitz, the cover photo being a screenshot from the hastily abandoned press conference from a couple of days ago in which Trump, seated in the Oval Office, looks - from the effort on his face - like he’s squeezing out a trouser potato, while the woman standing behind him is holding her nose. A cover quote says “Trump makes one believe for a moment that a man can shit himself on live TV again.” It’s not grown-up and it’s not clever, but in our defence neither is he.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

There was no big sloppy shit in the Oval Office, claims big sloppy shit in the Oval Office

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA

The poster from the film M3GAN, except it’s now M3LANIA, and the smooth, lifeless face of the killer doll now has the sharp cheekbones, straight wide mouth and narrow squint of the First Fembot. The original out-of-focus little girl looming in close-up at the left edge of frame, whom the robot was giving an inscrutable side-eye, is now a pouting geriatric sex offender with less convincing hair than the doll’s. The slogan across the centre of the poster now says “gold digging has evolved”, the film is playing “in empty theaters January 30” and the credits at the bottom include “story by Joseph Bezos and Elon Goebells”, “files by Jeffrey Epstein” and “directed by Rat Brettner”.

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

OUT NOW! In this blackly comical horror story, when an angry brat meets an almost-lifelike mechanical doll, violence and terror soon follow. #Melania #M3GAN #M3LANIA

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK

Suella Braverman at the Reform UK rally, now with half-black, half-white hair and wearing a long white fur coat covered in black Dalmatian spots

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Shock as Cruella Braverman defects to Puppy Farm UK

Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Protests in the streets of Ghorman after Emperor Oompaloompatine orders immigration crackdown