[ using his Super Gooey Vision™️, which is no different from normal vision, gooey peers in the general direction of machine passage— and its drag track. ] oh, yeah. That will work!!! We must drive over their with heist!!!! [ gooey almost starts Hopping, ] wait. do ewe need a ride??

【 バンダナワドルディ】@mass-dee-struction.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Hmm, dunno, that place has lots of turns and twists anyhow..." "Hey! I think there was some kinda drag race course over near Machine Passage! Should be close by, actually. Maybe we can head there?"

[ gooey stands there. processing. he keeps standing there, brain cells banging together, as the access ark’s robobotification field passes gooey. ] okay! [ but gooey is not an organic life form. ] but I donut breath anyways ?¿ [ gooey is unaffected. ] can I still haf burjer..?

~ 𝙈𝙎. 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉𝙉@haltmannsecretary.bsky.social · 6mo ago

- But doesn't it sound EXCITING to have a robot-like body? You don't have to be tired! No pesky human demands like "food" or "breathing!"

(( in my heart of hearts I know gooey sucks at speaking. he learned to talk by regurgitating noises back at people. he speak Weird “My name? Gooey? Maybe” has had such an impact on the way I write his dialogue HE SOUNDS LIKE A CAVEMAN GRAAAH

@thekingofpopstar.bsky.social kling diddle

Maggle lore. I will help you.

【₵-Я-Ө-Щ-П-Σ-D】@all-lies-forever.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Hmph, you all can have fun with the mechanization of Popstar... again..." "...Wait, shit... if that happens I'll have no planet to rule... uhh..." "...How would you folks feel about a uh... temporary alliance?"

I dunno! we could always dry it out on nebula felt…………… but………………….. thas so far away. I forget how we usually go their….. [ one of gooey’s eyes begins to slide down his face. womp womp. ]

【 バンダナワドルディ】@mass-dee-struction.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Ah! so the machines have been tweaked somewhat! Good to know!" *Suddenly, an idea!* "...I wonder... with the Formula Star, could I outpace you at such a speed in a drag race?"

[ gooey passes Bandana completely. but then pulls up from the opposite direction ] performance changes, waddle dei. hop star jump good now….. shadow star fest……….. rocky can now drive 58 kilo meters per our by hoping

【 バンダナワドルディ】@mass-dee-struction.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"...Gooey, what on Popstar are you doin' this time?" *The dee doesn't seem to mind that he's casually losing his hearing like this... probably because he has no ears...*

[ currently breaking the sound barrier on the hop star ] jump good

bluh

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Gooey

( #𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐋 ) [ got his hand on a microphone ] have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted to do so much you could do anything?

"The fuck... Hey! what are yo- AAAA-"

gooey¿@mockmatters.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I tire of you.

I tire of you.

【マルク】@wishes-of-control.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"HAHA! YES! THAT'S RIGHT! RUN AWAY!" *Dude really thinks he won that argument...* "...What an idiot..."

i loaf my mum

look @ my cool bike!!! with fishing action!!!!

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