Jongler

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‍‍‍ ‍‍‍✱ Mike is definitely a cowboy! ‍‍‍

[ Vividly imagining bridal carrying Jongler away in a princess dress and then bleeding out in their arms after valiantly taking a fatal hit for them on the battlefield and shielding them from harm ] Yes.

Da thing dat gets me 'bout dese videos is dat da story's is actually terrifyin', even dough we only sees images n' text. We creates da whole story in our heads, an' it turns outs terrifyin'.

* ( Apparently attempted to dress as a lifeguard but all this entailed was putting on swim trunks (with one leg, of course) and a whistle around their neck ) ( All this on top of their normal Zapper uniform, to be clear ) NO RUNNIN'!