Shoutout to my DoorDasher Alyssa and to Scooter’s coffee for putting the whipped cream in a lil cup so Bella could have a treat today.

Aaaand the power went down on the entire block. Super.

LA Knight is absolutely delusional to think he’s on the same level as Roman, much less better than him. #WWERaw

Just remember with the trade of Bubic Lynch is the last man standing from the pitchers class of 2018. Also, JJ was very much a part of the brain trust that drafted and developed those guys. Too bad he’s signed through 2030 and Sherman doesn’t believe in sunk fallacy cost.

“I won’t if you won’t.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump says Jeanine Pirro "choked" and then snaps at a reporter who asks if her job is safe: "Don't ever talk again"

Lots of trades and JJ only made one minor one. Typical.

This crazy lady on Facebook asking à legit Mexican food truck if they have beef, bean and cheese tacos and if so how much. I’m just

Stares Motherfuckerly

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Salvy had NO interest in running hard for another triple. So yeah, pretty much sums up the game, this series, and the year. When El Capitan DGAF, nobody else will either.

Love how we use shitty relievers in close games and then any decent reliever when it doesn’t matter and then our manager complains so and so wasn’t available BECAUSE YOU FUCKIN BURNED HIM IN AN 8-1 LOSS YOU FUCKIN MORON.

Cags has fucking HAD IT with playing right field and I don’t blame him. But hey anytime you can get that guy with the .215 batting average in the lineup, you do it!

Guy gets released because his walk and home runs are an issue. First game in KC Q brings him in with bases loaded nobody out.

Dodgeball: It's a Bold Strategy, Cotton

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If I’m forced to watch shitty baseball, I’m gonna take it out on dumbass Facebook commenters.

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

Ernest Luckman@ernieluckman.bsky.social · 3d ago

Without downloading new pics what it is like dating you?

There’s three different NWSL games today all streaming at different times on different platforms. I hate sports.

Matt Quatraro just can’t help making things even worse than they already are. “we knew there was a problem with his arm before he went out there, but we started him anyway” Fuck these idiots.

So they’re either lying about Avila’s injury, or again managerial malpractice leaving à hurt pitcher in the game to possibly cause even more damage. Pick your poison with this team.

Kansas City Royals@royals.com · 3d ago

We have made the following roster moves:

My yard guy felt bad his weed eater died last week so he showed up today and mowed both front and back and did all the weed eating for free. Just showed up and was like I’m gonna weed eat. And then after seeing the yard, I’m gonna mow, too. Now THAT is how you keep a loyal customer.

Dog Drives Lawnmower During Yard Work

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My favorite entry to The Odyssey discourse.

When I get stressed and irritated over dumb stuff like sports (which happens WAY too often) I like finding videos on YouTube that are just ASMR videos of some guy or gal camping in the rain with their dog, and then I’m all better.

Luxury 2 STORY TENT Camping in Heavy Rain 🌧️ ALONE in a Comfortable Shelter | Eat, Sleep, Study ASMR

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Meanwhile, the rich get richer and nobody in the AL central gives a shit.

Interesting choice of words there Ryan. It seems even the announcers are sick of having to watch this shit every day.

Lane Thomas on his way to Atlanta right now.

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If the Royals get anything more than some Low À-Ball middle infielder hitting 240 I’ll consider this trade à success.

Keep forgetting Carter is technically still a rookie this year.

Hitting philosophy in Colorado: Hit the ball hard and run like hell.

One of my favorite albums start to finish. Multiple bangers and not a bad song on it.

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Paid the rent 4 days early so I’m calling this month a win.

I know you think you’re being ironic and humorous but really you’re just an asshole. *Block*

Just hanging out on the porch with a ginormous amount of Abelardos super fries that’s gonna be at least three meals and a fresh Horchata. Or maybe I’ll share with this fella.

Listen to a post game talk with Andy Reid after a loss and he will always take responsibility. It’s always I’ve gotta do a better job, we need to prepare the team better etc. now listen to any post game talk with Q. It’s always circumstances, we liked the matchup, so and so wasn’t available. Get it?