Starmer - ver much the Woolworths of British politics
Museum of Forward Planning
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The museum of forward planning. A vision you couldn’t see, for a future you couldn’t believe. Doing more, with less, more often. Home of the #LookAfterYourself well-being campaign. Not an actual museum SPORADIC opening due to cuts
Closed for much next week. Going be enjoying watching the bad weather olympics
We are pleased to announce that thanks to recent heavy rain and roof issues.. our new immersive gallery experience opens today. Wellingtons available at the door. Please don’t play with the ‘water voles’* #Museums #Maintenance *rats
One of more than a million reasons why we won’t be offering him the Head of Security role
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 6mo agoBear Grylls: ‘I’ve bought an apocalypse-proof boat, with an array of weaponry’
If the Chair of the Bored approaches you about joining his new Super Board please be aware that we do not endorse this governance model or the £1 million patronage fee associated
Probably not adopting Donald Trump’s ‘Windmill Theory of Economics’
If you’re not well enough to go on the TV and be interviewed in the morning, you’re not well enough to release a statement and play with your latest Tory defector that same day. That’s what our Mum used to say. #Farage
Nigel Farage - an evil version of that trustee that sends in the annoying emails but never makes it to a meeting.
It’s one thing after another at the minute. We need to review the reserves policy and risk register in light of the alien threat. AND the audience segmentation model and Membership types. #Museums
Last time our Chair of the Bored tried to annex another museum we forced them to stand down by pushing up the price of patronage by 25% Just saying
Wondering if we might be annexed soon - keeping our heads down in the meantime
Decided that we can’t have Fiona looking after the major incident plan after seeing her on #Traitors
Always important to keep an eye on the competition. There’s a lot of these lNarnia immersive pavement pop-ups around. But the retail and catering offers are generally poor.
We had thought the programme to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary would be a little more.. well dull would do to be honest. Just dull.
If you want to know if the #Museum is open today do please post a question about that on Facebook rather than checking our website* *we know our key demographic
Last chance to purchase our Christmas ranges tomorrow!* * before we put it all back in the store until next August. #Christmas #Museums
We’ve always been big Paddington fans.. but taking Chris Rea just before Christmas? Not a good look bear. #RIPChrisRea
Well, the Bored of Trustees are now asking why we haven’t redacted more of our recent meeting minutes. In hindsight we should have kept quieter about our new plans for a mobile museum on a recycled oil tanker
We don’t usually comment on #Strictly but - when did Five morph into Right Said Fred?
Pleased to note that as we don’t have an actual physical real world building Donald Trump is unable to stick his name on it. To be fair he’s following a long tradition of dodgy names being stuck onto culture sector buildings. #Museums
Ahead of the curve. Moving into 2026 already here.
Couldn’t work out why we had lost so many audio guides… … turns out that should have been a left turn at the fire exit, not a right. Furthest distance from the #Museum so far is 138 miles, but we will offer a prize for the winning distance.
We sell stuff too. #Christmas museum-of-forward-planning.teemill.com
The Museum of Forward Planning
The Museum of Forward Planning We aren't really real, except that we think we might be, and you might even work for us. Or maybe you don't? Anyway, enjoy bits of us being real.
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#WellBeingWednesday returns tomorrow for all #Museum staff* There will be yoga and yoghurt. *not you front of house teams - it’s a busy time for us and we need to focus on the visitors
If you are joining us for an interview tomorrow please do observe the trigger warning before entering the room. #LookAfterYourself #MuseumWellBeing
