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@mojoquix.bsky.social
queer horror and magic realism writer. lawyer. jeopardy! champion. creepy queer creature. geek extraordinaire. ✡️☸️ they/he. 43. https://linktr.ee/mojoquix
annoying to have the flavor of autism that makes my brain obsess about people being “wrong” about shit that doesn’t matter
heard a news report from a guy named “joe stoner” and why didn’t i pick that name?
my x-files rewatch has reached the episode with andy robinson
DOPESMOKER (i already wrote a novel about it)
Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 5d agoYou have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
seeing ken jennings discourse and just a reminder that if you need a new favorite jeopardy! champion i’m here
got another message from an agent i queried about my novel basically saying it was great but unsalable. perhaps i really did write the DOPESMOKER of novels
stoned chef image featuring bonus stephen (making palak chicken)
ended up in an incredibly stupid social media conflict with a now-defunct indie wrestling promotion that concluded when eric bischoff forced the promotion to apologize to me
Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w agoOkay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
what’s your concert history? first concert: dave matthews band last concert: boris/agriculture next concert: conan (tonight!) seen most: chomsky (local dallas band from when i was in high school) haven't seen but want to: monolord (seeing them in september!)
lilli@toomanymouths.bsky.social · 2w agowhat’s your concert history? first concert: christian recording artist Carman last concert: Grace Jones/Janelle Monae next concert: Liz Furman seen most: Alkaline Trio haven't seen but want to: Bruce fucking Springsteen
in the security line at the airport. a guy let me go ahead of him so he could be with the rest of his group. said “go ahead big dog - uh, ma’am” i said i was both and he said that was good so he didn’t have to apologize
vacationing in florida with my family. my dad forgot his swimsuit so i lent him my spare trunks. gender accomplishment lol
watching FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS for the first time in a while. in my teens and early 20s, i was That Guy who was obsessed with hunter s. thompson. despite this, this is my first time to watch this movie while high on anything
THE LIBERTINE (2004) - boring and gross and boring in its grossness. what made it even worse is i was watching it with my grandma
Defector@defector.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
the democracy now! theme music does not need to go that hard and yet
the good people of the world are volunteering for zoom legal clinics on their lunch breaks
my sister @traphag.bsky.social is a national weather service meteorologist and as i know very little about meteorology… i would say yes, i would suck at it
Bethany Albertson@albertsonb2.bsky.social · 3w agoThought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?
i know tps means temporary protected status but i am constantly reminded of OFFICE SPACE years old
so on pluto tv they keep showing this commercial for journavx, the new non-opioid pain drug, and they say “do not use with grapefruit or liver problems.” have you ever tried sugar or pcp?
i just posted about this but since this meme is going around - i received a rejection on a story with the only feedback being that the reader thought it was weird that i said a trans character was trans. they then said that because they are cis they might not understand. that part was correct.
S R Jones @aegisimmemorial.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this, please tell me the worst/most baffling bit of creative feedback you've ever recieved. Mine is still the time somebody told me my aliens had names that were too alien. Not that they were unpronounceable, just that they didn't sound enough like human names.
just got a short story accepted by a cannibalism-themed anthology. on brand.
just came in #22 out of 500 in an online blitz chess tournament while smoking weed and watching the x-files and i’m off work tomorrow!