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" What are you? You don't taste like flesh. " What a weird rat. Swish goes the rat tail, picking up a black rose and putting it in his hand. Munching on the rose.
that is wonderful anβ ( staring at , lifting arm a bit ! and really just looking at the indenting plush of arm rather than the actual one biting . ) i will put a rush on that food order ! π
π( Can I bite this one. ) " I am feeling like having rabbit stew. "
top of my class , actually ! π ( tail wiggling . )
" Are you perhaps stupid? " No quips coming from Remus? Must be a first.
( looking around . doing a little spin in the process , eventually bouncing to stand upright and facing once again . ) where ? i can not find it . : }
There are rats scurrying around the garden.
" I suppose I can stomach the sweet taste of peach or cherries. " He's not going to stomach the taste well. But he'll try just for them. " Waitβ you taste like that? "
, ah . . i am not quite sure right now , i have only used it once today . . π§ [ evident by the droplets still collected on hair that glisten when caught just perfect in the light . ] i imagine it would taste however i do , so perhaps there is more of a peach - or cherry undertone .
" Does the water taste like roses? " What a weird yet honest question. Using a wood chip to pick pieces of flowers out from his teeth.
[ hands clap ! and a lovely watering can is pulling from seemingly nowhere , presented with a smile and wide eye of fond expression . ] , please , use my own collection of water . πΈ
" Hm. I will think about it. I am not as creative as my brother or anything. . . But weeds are pretty tasty. Hmm. . . I probably do need water. The stems of those flowers had thorns. "
, if you do , i would love to hear it βοΈall i get through the days are bugs chatting , my lesser half mingling with another god β and weeds refusing to be tended . hummm . ~ πΆ and yes ! you did ! i greatly appreciate the free garden help . πΈ do you need water to wash it down ?
" I am not a storyteller. I can hardly make healthy metaphors. Yet. . . Maybe I can try writing one story for a change. " Crunching on the bark, poking holes through it with ease. He saved some roots for later. Definitely for later. " I did? "
, are there any that strictly stick to a sweet plot ? the horrid details are all i * really enjoy . πΈ [ humming a gentle tune of delight , up going one hand to dance fingertips light against his head in a simple praise for the disposal of plants . ] you have saved me a trip to the green boxes . π
" A wonderful tale. Yesssss. As wonderful as a tale could get. Tales are usually. . .horrid. " Indulging on the flora, crunching away on the stems of flowers, the roots of those said flowers, the leaves of plants. And some bark.
, even better ! πΆ may he have a wonderful tale to tell . oh ? these ? no , no . i do not often eat my own plants π they were headed to compost . [ lifting arms, letting sleeves fall and bare hands offer up the mixed spread of flora . ] indulge as you may , dear .
" He didn't die. He just returned to the rat pack. Also. . . Are you going to eat that. " Pointing at the various plants. He's been starving.
[ nearly dropping a bundle of various plants out of arms when hearing the familiar ! startled little hop . ] , ooohoho , my goodness . . you are very silent when you need πΈ he was a lovely shade of green before the passing , if i may say .
" Seems like the poor thing got into the radioactive waste again. " Where did HE come from.
[ standing there , utterly amazed and horrified all in one ! but a type of morbid enjoyment horrified ! ] , oh no . π§ . . . little friend , rest well . π
Radioactive green. It's green because it will explode soon.
A rat is holding out a one hundred dollar bill. Who gave them that.
The rat army stole a pumpkin. NOW YOU PUT THAT BACK, MISTER.
[ yucky. Setting the worm down and shifting back to his usual appearance. ] My closest friend. He and I are like two peas in a pod.
( this is a terrible situation to have no limbs. each prod causes the fleshy squishy body to twitch and smear slimy mucus on the beetle. ) i do not really know who that is so i have to believe you ! snakes are sort - of - kinda like leeches, if you think really broad. : ) ( wiggling body. )
[ fat beetle picking up the worm with its mandible. Using its feelers to paw around the worm. ] Silly worm. The snake of Deceit would enjoy your presence.
oh ! you can do that too ? i turn into a wormβ because.. i am one. you know. ( a very unexciting β pop β, and it is now a small pink worm on the ground. wiggling, writhing, slimy with dark soil sticking to it. ) birds try to eat me so i stay inside ! ( squeaky little voice. )
I am a rat. Not a beetle. Butβ hold on. [ shifting into a shiny, green beetle. ]
non bugs are confusing. i think everyone should just be a bug, that makes it so much easier! you would be a beetle as well. but a good, shiny green one.
Humans are like me. . . But I'm not human. I'mβ only a concept. They aren't bugs.
human ? β¦ π§ and those are.. not bugs ! (right?)
He's human. Only human. Nothing else.
what kind of bug is thomas? that sounds like a beetle type of name.. π§