Molls
@mollujill.bsky.social
Less panic! at the disco, more panic attack! in tesco (she/her)
I suggest that Zack Polanski familiarises himself with the specifics of the case: www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/u... And actually I do believe that someone who did the things in this specific case should not be allowed to run for, or hold public office
Jordan@jordanpfot.bsky.social · 11h agoWhy are you commenting if you don’t know the specifics of the case!!!!!
Lol I did in fact fuck it up, discovered it yesterday but have now narrowed down the mistake, so now pls cross your fingers as I try again
Molls@mollujill.bsky.social · 4w agoso stay tuned to see if I fuck up all the user accounts with this month's import 🤞
Omg I've been doing this, but with the 14 boroughs of Inner London (I'm currently at 12, so I'm winning ✨️)
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 4w agoI've only had sex in six of London's Boroughs. Have made it my ambition to tick off all 32 before I peg it.
Wednesday me thought "ah yes I'll leave that task that's a complex process, needs concentration, and could ruin a part of the system until Friday" Friday me is wfh in a hot flat, was at our work conference for almost 10 hours yesterday, and is so so tired Wednesday me was an absolute idiot
literally me at work, how did they get this photo
Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · last mo.
The bookplates at work use water-activated adhesive, and I just used the condensation on my iced coffee to stick them into some new books 💅
FAO the woman on the piccadilly line train at holborn who was blocking the door with your suitcase, and made it take so long for people to get off that the doors closed as I tried to get on: you better fucking hope I never see you again
Got Cape Verde in the work world cup sweepstake, so now I'm going to become unreasonably attached to them (it's their first world cup!)
Simply obsessed with this gen-ai nightmare ad I got on instagram
Just remembered that in my dream last night I had to plug in a hardback book to charge because it ran out of power? Don't worry, books use usb-c so if this starts happening we don't need to buy new ones
Just thought 'I want to go home' but I am in fact already working from home, so I think I meant 'I want to go to bed'
v embarrassing how much of my job involves trying (and failing) to remember the alphabet
happy 'men wearing white shirts with the sleeves rolled up' season to all who celebrate
Also it should be illegal to be on your period during a heatwave, I already felt gross enough without this extra bullshit
Milestone achieved at my new job: got my first email addressed 'Dear Gill' instead of 'Dear Molly'
Second person on interior design masters to have used gen-AI for "art" and booooooo, loser behaviour The first had some shitty faux royal portraits, and this second used it for an image of a heron that he traced over (literally no need, just find a stock photo of a heron you fucking fool)
They've full confidenced again, so my bet is him resigning tomorrow
Molls@mollujill.bsky.social · 6mo agoThey've Full Confidenced so I'm assuming McSweeney will now end up resigning (the transport sec was Louise Haigh)
Had a 'how's it all going' catch up with my manager yesterday and she said I'm doing great, and that I'm really good at figuring new things out But today my anxiety is ignoring all of that bc I'm struggling to do a tricky system process, so now I'm ✨spiralling✨ about being Bad At New Job
A nice lunch break in St James's square being pelted in the face by the fucking plane trees
Molls@mollujill.bsky.social · 3mo agoA lovely walk through victoria park being pelted in the eyes nose and throat by those fibres from fucking plane trees
A lovely walk through victoria park being pelted in the eyes nose and throat by those fibres from fucking plane trees
Goal for this summer is to get espresso and tonic on the menu of at least one coffee shop For this one I brought tonic water with me and got espresso over ice from a slightly unwilling/confused barista
