reading about the flash floods at the grand canyon and thinking about one of the pivotal events of my childhood that made me insane about preparation for travel: getting snowed in at the grand canyon on thanksgiving because my dipshit biological father decided we were all going in on his whim
Lot of tourist guides to Athens will say you Must see Little Kook. But the only correct way to experience it is by accidentally stumbling across it at night whilst drunk
one of the most tragic things that has happened to me in the last year is eating a pistachio cannoli right before I got norovirus. Here I am in god's own pistachio country and the thought of eating it makes me nauseous
One of my grandfathers was an Irishman and thinking about how up until he died the worst insult he would hurl was to call someone a 'dirty black and tan'. Just on my mind while reading news from America
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having a lot of fun conjecturing what will be the first actual event that provokes The Irishman to mutter Tiocfaidh ár lá in my presence and I have a feeling it is going to be something like getting cut off in traffic by a car with British plates
Devotional duties complete. Sorry no other pics from the top i seriously cannot handle this many people
I took a 'nap' at 5pm yesterday and woke up 14 hours later from a dream where I lived forty more years from today on a trajectory so clear when I woke up I was confused for several minutes
I am not a vain woman but when I see a woman a decade younger than me posting hot selfies and I realize I still look younger than her I do have a few seconds of gratitude
Good thing I don't have a screenshot saved of the Mr Robot scene of guy saying "homie you need to log off" because I would probably be posting it daily at people
waiting for appropriate lighting conditions before showing everyone my magic ring
Was trying to be slick about eavesdropping on this guy next to me yelling in Russian on his phone but after he hung up he snapped at me in English "you do not speak Russian" and I replied Я не говорю по-русски and he stormed off while calling me a nosy American bitch lol
