Mondevana

@mondevana.bsky.social

If the Democrats win in Nov, it means only 1 thing: The D have to clean up the shit that R voters and non-voters caused in the last election! Instead of getting rid of the tyrant himself. What r gun laws 4, anyway? To protect oneself against tyrants! But not when it’s ur own t, right, Trumpists?

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Jeder Berufskraftfahrer sollte wissen was ein zugezogener Vorhang bedeutet: Daß man Schlafen möchte. Trotzdem stellt sich einer vor mir hin und lässt den Motor laufen. Ich nehme an er möchte sagen: Ich möchte auch mit laufendem Motor am Schlafen gehindert werden. Wie kann man so krank sein???

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...the US military is now looking for "creative and unconventional ways" to deal with Iran. Here’s my suggestion: Kick 86ScumTrump out of office, send Obama to Iran, and reinstate his previous deal. The Trump family, the GOP, MAGA, and Republican voters should pay for the damages in Iran!

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To ensure the vote isn't challenged, every voter should bring along a stone to leave in plain sight in the parking lot: Bloodstain for Republicans! Blue for Democrats! White for independents! Just as was customary among primitive peoples...

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If 86Scum is upset about 8647 because it's supposedly an incitement to his murder, then I recommend 8641020. It's just a number on his future prison outfit. What his fellow inmates do with it is left to their imagination...

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Who is stronger, Superman or Goku? Superman without bio-electric aura: Not even 200 kg! With weak bio-electric aura: Not even 2 tons. Goku without telekinesis: Over 4 tons—and while shadowboxing, too! With SS1: Over 20 tons—and while shadowboxing, too!

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In Germany, there is a saying found in restrooms: "Wie Hitler sitz ich hier, die braune Masse hinter mir." ("Like Hitler, I sit here, the brown mass behind me.") In the USA, a scumbag is elected who sprays the color of thin shit (diarrhea) on his face. How shitty the USA is needs no explanation!

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