if you’re not watching the new season of the ultimatum, please reconsider

fuck this shit someone rank us at 11 please

On3 (Unofficial)@on3-mirror.bsky.social · 13h ago

NEW: College Football Playoff Preseason Prediction via @AndyStaples🏆 Do you agree?🤔 https://www.on3.com/news/college-football-playoff-prediction-12-team-bracket-projection-for-2026-2/

go dawgs

is this the line you dropped on mrs. architect @jacketdan.bsky.social???

dropping the kid off at soccer practice tonight and heading straight to the nearest taco bell for roughly 25 of these

okay let’s do this

Mondo™@mondilator.bsky.social · 3d ago

like a rube, i have agreed to watch devil wears prada part twice, on this the final day of summer, but i have yet to see the prequel film. folks,,,, anything i need to know?

like a rube, i have agreed to watch devil wears prada part twice, on this the final day of summer, but i have yet to see the prequel film. folks,,,, anything i need to know?

making posters for middle school sports rules, actually

S K E T C H E R S

you know i’m stealing the kid’s fun new light while she’s at a sleepover

SEATTLE (UNSTATED)

TLC@tarantical.bsky.social · 5d ago

The NY Times claims two cities in North Dakota are in the top 5 happiest cities in the country. I am skeptical.

decided it was time for an office garden

ILISM

heading into monday like

inspired by @jeffreykeese.bsky.social’s kit search and this athletic piece (www.nytimes.com/athletic/741...), bought a a costa rica jersey off ebay that just arrived, and folks: 😚👌

‘sup losers

as a decatur native, concluding watchfest with indigo girls is giving me goosebumps

time to scout the track like a real sicko

final grades pending but we’re getting positive results from this focus group of one

Mondo™@mondilator.bsky.social · 3w ago

🎶PAAAAAAAAAAEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAAA in the RAIN🎶

🎶PAAAAAAAAAAEEEEELLLLLLLLAAAAA in the RAIN🎶

hey @austinlouisray.bsky.social i heard you like muscadine vines

update

Mondo™@mondilator.bsky.social · 3w ago

just finished the game (after work related tape delay) and man

gm @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com

hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches@riothobbit.bsky.social · 3w ago

you know, reading is a form of magic. you take abstract symbols and turn them in to mental images, like growing the mona lisa in some wet beef jerky by shining neon lightbulbs at it.

just finished the game (after work related tape delay) and man

@circusmaximus.bsky.social bought 3 kingsville boxwoods last night

the two genders™

post script: one of the top entries. great bits. the gang’s all matured, really reflective. i thought i was going to make it, but then they found the lunch box and the waterworks commenced.

Mondo™@mondilator.bsky.social · 3w ago

11yo (going on 18), just returned from 2 weeks at sleepaway camp, has agreed to see toy story 5 this evening chances of mondo weeping uncontrollably today have just increased 1000%

11yo (going on 18), just returned from 2 weeks at sleepaway camp, has agreed to see toy story 5 this evening chances of mondo weeping uncontrollably today have just increased 1000%

@circusmaximus.bsky.social ilhsm