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moneysavingegg

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Money saving advice for YOU on how to save ME money. Satire, poems and, on Tuesdays, haddock

Sorry I am through to Debenham's returns department am I??

YOU HAVE EARNED YOURSELF THE IRE OF THE IGUANA PEOPLE. YOUR SOFT TISSUES DO NOT STAND A CHANCE.

Too true

Anyone who has worked with domestic violence victims know the answer to this is too often yes.

UK NEWS *UPDATE* All NHS front line Oncology services have been contacted out to FIFA

Let me say this this

A billion years Into the past The stars are gone But the light still lasts #space #poetry

Princess Margaret was invented by IBM

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare Thank god I'm wise!! 😇 ...🤔

They say 'All roads lead to Rome', so why, after taking the A362 ring road, am I in Darlington?? #ConspiracyTheories