Despite saying how much I’m completely bored* with OffMenu nowadays I still listen every week and let them influence me. *its the seemingly never ending ads really
Always nice to know Thom Tuck has our back even when he doesn’t know it. Bet the cunts didn’t consider the bucket either.
Next series taskmaster line-up more than makes up for the current shit show.
A delightful George Fouracres jump scare in today’s programming.
Day 4 of being Henry Pakered (PAKERDONIA!). Sat by at beef & dairy, saw his show, appeared in dream & now he’s on a podcast. Tomorrow is three bean salad day too. Side note; @alwaysbecomedy.bsky.social surely the graphic should read with James Gill & Tim Lewis nowadays? #JusticeForTim
Had a dream that I’d performed a new live game show I’d developed with Henry Paker. Were the any details about what the show actually was or involved? No. That would have been actually useful.
It’s amazing seeing the amount of people who still don’t understand the Sunday trading laws.
It’s officially one year of Charlo today so I celebrated by going to see @beefanddairy.bsky.social live & Arlo decided to move even further away!
I’m refusing to buy the new wolverine game until they release the @joznorris.bsky.social/Jackman/Phantom skin! It should come as default!
Sat one seat away from Henry Paker who I’m seeing tomorrow…
Charlie@monkeyjail.bsky.social · last wk.Beef & Dairy live day! 🐄🥛📌🏭
I am done with people already and I’ve been in central London all of five minutes.
Be nice if they paid it back or responded to any correspondence about paying it back.
Charlie@monkeyjail.bsky.social · 2w agoDamage deposit refund from Edinburgh flat confirmed. There’s no reason why it wouldn’t be but, you know, autism.
Damage deposit refund from Edinburgh flat confirmed. There’s no reason why it wouldn’t be but, you know, autism.
Yep completely get this now.
Hare Lockwood@harelockwood.com · 2w agoTomorrow! The episode of IT'S A SUPERPOWER?? which has made me cry when I read the script about a year ago, while in the table read, in the room at the recording, and during every successive edit I've listened to. ...Good luck everyone. 💜 thedailytism.com/podcast/
It’s been out for a while now but I’ve not had a chance to really listen until the last week and I’m loving Nick Helm’s new album. Give it a listen! The album launch in Edinburgh was great, I had to march on stage and wave a flag saying ‘I am a cunt’ but he did give me a hat for my troubles.
First time since s1 aired I’m not bothering with a series of taskmaster 👎
In other news from the site today, the retaining wall I said months ago was rotten as fuck and going to collapse at some point has shockingly collapsed (with the exception of the top bit that was repaired by me). Why does nobody listen to me?
Charlie@monkeyjail.bsky.social · 3w agoYou can’t park there mate…
Started watching Ludwig because everyone’s on about it again. Two eps in; Tom Bell jump scare.
Pals! I have things! Lots of Chrissy Derbyshire Innards flyers from her very first, intimate, fringe solo shows. Crowley Time podcast bookmarks (I listen to all the podcasts and it’s one of my absolute favourites). You must listen if you take one. Fizzy go yum yum sherbet badges.
Putting up my last two years fringe booty. Welcome to the @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social zone ft. pal @abbydenton.com and unfortunately @chrisjack.bsky.social for some reason… (Much of the art work by the talented @natyougn.bsky.social)
I’m still in the airport. I’ve built a den at gate 19 out of discarded Starbucks cups. I’m planning to launch a daring raid on WH Smith.
Charlie@monkeyjail.bsky.social · 3w agoMy flight keeps getting delayed later & later so I live in the airport now.
I wish this place had a £2 pizza slice…
Charlie@monkeyjail.bsky.social · 3w agoMy flight keeps getting delayed later & later so I live in the airport now.
My flight keeps getting delayed later & later so I live in the airport now.