I remember what Joshua Bonehill-Paine did to Luciana Berger. He described himself as a 'rising star of the far right' He was young and it seems he was radicalised and I'm prepared to accept that he has been rehabilitated. But having him as a political candidate given his crimes is inappropriate.

I'm having a go at #tiktok live on Monday 31st August (bank holiday in the UK) This will be an old man trying modern tech so I'm sure it will all go fine.

Anyone fancy joining a Bluesky #Fantasyfootball league, Can you beat my team DoTheHaalandShuffle? fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...

Fantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier League

Official Fantasy Premier League 2026/27. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

fantasy.premierleague.com

If anyone wants to go and see #Squeeze in #Cardiff on 27th November I have put 2 tickets up for resale at a discounted price as I can no longer go. secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/36006375B...

Does anyone else think Jules Verne wrote 80 Days Around the World because of that ruddy theme tune?

RIP Jimmy Cricket simple gentle humour delivered with a twinkle

Here is my latest attempt at writing and producing my own music. Blue Notebook is a #reggae style composition about a man reminiscing about a girl he had a crush on in high school and wondering how her life has turned out. youtu.be/CwximqQRyAQ

Blue Notebook (Hope You Had A Good Life) by MonkeyMan

YouTube video by MonkeyMan Sings

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I see the Labour candidate has won the Mayoral election in Manchester and #ReformUK have accepted the result with good grace.

The problem with no #totp at 7pm is my mind wanders. In 43 minutes I have written a song called I Lost The Magic about 70s cartoon show Jamie &The Magic Torch - Jamie is middle aged, Wordsworth is dead and the batteries corroded in the torch

I've set up a #FantasyFootball league for the #totp crowd. You get extra kudos for music related team names. Can you beat my team DoTheHaalandShuffle? fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...

Fantasy Premier League, Official Fantasy Football Game of the Premier League

Official Fantasy Premier League 2026/27. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.

fantasy.premierleague.com

Still powering through to @edfringe.bsky.social and it’s mad! I never get the balance right of earning enough money to have the time to spend on my show. If you’d like to donate to my crowdfunder I would be so grateful! Or just sharing is just as amazing!💕 www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/qr/dyRpvrB...

Nerine Skinner is off to Edinburgh... Again!

I'm off to Edinburgh Fringe again this year and it's just so expensive. From flyers, posters, PR & accommodation. Any help is appreciated :)

crowdfunder.co.uk

I'm considering doing a live from my living room concert on Bank Holiday Monday. #Tiktok #YouTube or #Facebook though? Or maybe my audience would like see an old man try to work out #Twitch

Its that time of year again when I have to explain to people that the #EdFringe and the #EdTattoo are two different things.

I’ll be @edfringe.bsky.social 11-20tj Aug! Please share and spread the word! 💕 www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

Would any members of the #totp fam be interested in being part of a #FantasyFootball league with music based team names?

Yes I could look this up but I can't be arsed and I need information spoon fed to me. What's the #totp status this evening?

I'm in such a mischievous mood I might just wear an XTC shirt and send a picture to a politician

Bravo #Uefa and #Concacaf We know what's going on

Dear Tiktok 'Look at enzymes oh my'! Is a shit lyric Was the next line 'look at gonorrhoea over here'

Currently working on a song that's a follow up to TV show Jamie & The Magic Torch. Jamie is now an adult stuck in a loveless marriage. Wordsworth died after getting stuck on the magic slide. And the batteries have corroded in the torch.

I demand the arrest of Nigel Farage for wasting police time

If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a dog. Not because I'd be able to lick my own bits (that's a bonus) but because I'd be able to shit in public and do a dance while someone picks it up

I'm not condoning drunk driving - but first time offender with no death on the same prison wing as a serial killer is bollocks #eastenders

I'm really sad to hear #LiveAtTheApollo has been axed by #BBC due to budget cuts. I get times are hard but so many comedians who are now household names got their break on that show.

Oh Zack - have you been taking interview lessons from Mountbatten-Windsor-esque. I believe it was accidental/careless and it is being blown out of proportion but that #Newsnight interview was awful.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social Dear Zack do feel free to share this photo to demonstrate a t-shirt is neither a recordable confession nor an admission of criminal intent

Shit #Reform want me arrested

I've got a t-shirt that says I Shot the Sheriff and #Reform voters want me arrested

I might start selling this as merch #MakingPlansForNigel

Due to canceled work appointments today I have mainly been discussing #XTC t-shirts with #Reform supporters. It turns out I'm the problem. I can only apologise