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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · last wk.

BMC cast lineup

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The Horse, BMC, Croc, Rooster, Rabbit, Big Boss

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ube cupcakes & lemon cake

Recipe: Mae Serves You Food

Notes: Kinda fucked it up by trying to do half & half butter & oil, but turned out a-ok. <110 g sugar. Tastes more eggy than ube. Very soft and fluffy.

1. Cream RT stick of butter & sugar
2. Add 2 eggs, one at a time. Beat.
3. Add 10 g ube extract. Beat.
4. Dry: 125 g AP, 6 g bp, 1 g salt
5. Alt dry w/ 1/2 c milk. Fold. No streaks.
6. Bake @ 425 F for 5 min, then 350 F for total of 18 min.

Recipe: Plated Cravings

Note: Used 6 small lemons. (Not pictured: lemon curd). Actually did fuck up by leaving creamed mix alone for too long until it separated. Less fluffy than previous. Tastes very buttery. Zest and prepare dry first. ~110 g sugar. <100 g butter.

1. Dry: 180 AP, 7.5 g bp, 2.8 g salt, 6 g zest.
2. Cream RT stick of butter & sugar
3. Add 2 eggs, one at a time. Beat.
4. Add 31 g lemon juice, 5 g vanilla. Beat.
5. Alt dry w/ 120 mL buttermilk (7.6 g lemon juice + milk). Fold. No streaks.
6. Bake @ 350 F for 45 min.

Recipe for lemon curd: Sweet Things

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3w ago

Party animal

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lemon cake

Plated Cravings recipe.

1. Flour, bp, zest
2. Cream sugar & butter. Add eggs one at a time. Add lemon juice & vanilla.
3. Fold 1/3 dry mix, then 1/2 buttermilk. Alternate.
4. Bake @ 350F for 45 min

Moist.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3w ago

Rice pudding

4 ingredients: purple rice, coconut milk, water, sugar. Toasted coconut (optional)

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · last mo.

Corn and banana muffins

If I’d made apple muffins, they’d be ABC muffins.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Cheesecake (success)

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Boom chika pow pow pa-oh

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Today

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Crinkle-top brownie muffins

Crackly top.

What’s Gaby Cooking recipe.
Note to self: 1 stick of butter. Brown. Whisk in 3/4 c sugar, 3/4 c cocoa. Half-half tsp of bs & bp. 23 min tot bake time; 7 min @ 425C, then 350C. Yields 6.

Tender, tight crumb.

Can really taste a satisfying nutty roundness and a snappy sugary finish, but for that amount of sugar and butter, this recipe is best shared.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Faces

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Lemon curd muffins End of week bake, using lemons from my parent’s backyard.

Lemon muffins topped with streusel and piped-in lemon curd.

Sweet things recipe.
Note to self: Ditch the streusel. Pipe in more curd. Add <1/4 cup oil and more sugar into batter

Muffins in pan.

Cross-section of lemon muffin. Yellow curd inside. Airy crumb.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Antelope

Specifically impala.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trunk of my car (wip)

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Banana muffins End of week bake

Crispy dome.

Allrecipes recipe.
Note to self: Not much to change! <1/2 c sugar. Brown butter, bananas ripened to oblivion, >1 tsp bp + baking soda.

Muffins in pan.

Moist crumb. Perfectly done (yay!)

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Lemon poppy seed muffins 6am bake

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monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Double chocolate banana muffins

Chocolate chunk studded

Show Me the Yummy recipe.
Note to self: Add 1.5 baking soda & bp. <1/2 cup cocoa powder. 1/2 cup brown sugar. Incorporate mashed banana fully.

Dense and rich. Not your fluffy chocolate muffins. Would add chopped walnuts to balance sweetness.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Peach crumble muffin

Peach, cashew, and brown sugar streusel

RecipeTin Eats recipe.
Note to self: Use <1/3 cup brown sugar and clump streusel. <2/3 cup sugar for batter. Don’t overmix. If too wet, microwave for 1 min (15 sec intervals)

Muffins in muffin pan.

Crumb shot. Cubed peaches throughout.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Almond croissant muffins

Almond muffins topped with almond slices.

Rainbow Nourishment’s recipe.
Note to self: Bake at 425C for only 5 min (did 9 & dried out). Makes 9 servings when filled to the rim, so roll out 9 frangipane balls. Mix with baking soda for more rise.

Muffins still in the pan.

Frangipane filling

Almond has a fruity, cherry flavor (benzaldehyde). Also powdery (/느끼해). Would like to pair with oranges.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Corn muffins

Golden cornbread muffin studded with corn meal grits and pieces of corn.

Once Upon a Chef’s recipe, but 1 tsp baking powder, 2 tsp baking soda. Brown butter. Buttermilk. <1/3 cup of corn. Fold in mid-mix. Flour streaks in final batter. Bake @ 425C for 8 min, tot 23 min.

Inside of corn muffin. Soft and tender with a healthy smattering of kernels (unlike “wetness” caused by overmixing in last few muffins). Complements crusty exterior and absorbs honey like a sponge.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The Master and Margarita about to my next Lightness of Being

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Lemon poppy seed muffins

8 lemon poppy seed muffins on square plate. Crumb is still on the moister side, but not bad… maybe it’s just the way it’s meant to be.

Piece of muffin served with lemon syrup.

Made with fresh lemon zest and juice. Very fragrant and not too sweet. Variations of this with different fruit would be honestly lovely.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Carrot muffins

Carrot streusel topped (but the carrot is masked by the sugar). Went overzealous with the carrot, and the crumb is too moist/ not fluffy. It’ll set by tmrw.

Aerial shot of 3x3 carrot cupcakes on a white ceramic square plate.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Blueberry muffins

Streusel and blueberry syrup topped blueberry muffins. Overmixed batter again 😩 why do these blueberry muffins elude me

Muffins in pan

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Pistachio brown butter muffins oh im so tired

Streusel and toasted pistachio topped muffins served on white ceramic plate.

Pistachio filling insde

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Banana muffin

Outside toasted, and inside moist and rich with banana flavor. Half-and-half butter and oil. No milk (cause I had none). Wanted more flavor, so vanilla, salt, and cinnamon were added generously. Favorite thus far.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Corn muffin (take 2)

Stack of corn muffins on stone plate. Got good rise. One muffin has 1.5x more batter than before.

Half-and-half oil and butter. Cornbread can afford to be dry. Smaller muffins had more crust and better flavor, too. Butter is the way to go. Still, looks good 🙂‍↕️

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Poppyseed muffins Keep forgetting I have lemons. A little zest would have added some brightness. (아쉬움)

Slightly domed muffin on flower textile plate. Muffin top is a crusty golden yellow and a band of brown wraps around sides.

Crumb is soft and airy. Moist because of oil.

Earlier blueberry muffins were pale and tragic. This time brought wet ingredients up to room temperature, sifted dry ingredients, and left lumps in batter.

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Blueberry muffins

Will have to try a different batter next time, but jumbo blueberries glistening and pearly

monkfish @monkfish04.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Apparently reading helps with your literacy. Who knew? /s