this account is like. where i post my shame (monster porn and indulgent porn of my ocs)
⚠️M0N$TERD0NGLE$⚠️
@monsterdongles.bsky.social
he/him, 31, bi 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ + 🚩🏴 / 🔞 Hi I'm Monsterjuice this is my NSFW yiff alt where I draw weird porn here be dragons warning for odd kinks, monsters, piss, and bdsm. anti pedophilia/incest/rape Furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/monsterdongles/
i have this comic about March with boobs im contemplating posting as i finish but as with the others its a passion project i work on sporadically, and i am also somewhat embarassed
it would b so lovely to post tdick drawing on tumblr w my other oc art...!
i like the contrast of march being a nice, cute cartoon animal but also having a giant hairy cock and balls
annoys me when people question the point of being stone, like "what about you?" like what ABOUT me, I dont want it. "what about your needs?" does it HAVE to be satisfied during sex? I dont want people touching me!
so what I'm learning by browsing e621's female_orgasm tag is that nobody knows what a female orgasm is
adventurers don't exist to perform heroic feats or save the world, they exist to wander into ancient tombs and get subjected to obscure fetishes
people nowadays are taking the SPH game to the next level, this is awesome holy shit
the omorashi comic is so good. why do i keep forgetting about it augh
Why is this the only account that works rn, of course lmao
ok maybe i need to quit adhd jumping around and impulsively working on various porn comics, and instead focus on just one. but the dick wants what it wants i guess. I draw random panels instead of pages at a time
doodled Alex in leather the other day as a treat for finishing stuff like I'm supposed to #Harebrained
there is a comic i was drawing here and there where March thinks he finds an enchantment that will give him the knowledge of language (so he can play video games without an English translation) but instead it's a dimension filled with horny, disembodied mouths. anyways.
writing dialog trying to think of what Alex would use to refer to his hole/vag, like I know he'd say "dick" otherwise but he is Not the kinda guy to say bussy or pussy. front hole might not be his vibe
call me crazy but I enjoy drawing porn more than actually having sex
I was gonna be like "man why do people always want me to sit on them, happens pretty much every hookup" and then I remembered I'm a guy that's built like this
i think its funny how ppl are so mesmerized and/or confused by tdick. it's way more like a dick than a clit, like stuff that feels good to a cis girl will be uncomfortable on a tdick.
last hookup made me discover I am not at all into musk 😔
March doodle, dont know if it's worth bothering to upload to furaffinity but I like him with a bit of a belly #harebrained
an assortment of March doodles, was still figuring his design out. I think I got it down now finally #harebrained
drafting a comic where alex cant resist trying some aphrodisiac march has out to get his ant farm to repopulate, and ends up with alex fucking him senseless in the middle of the kitchen
naww not people shitting on leather daddies smoking cigars. instant block. "it's stereotypical and generic wehh" SHUDDUP LEATHER IS HOT.