Crittr

@monstrinthecloset.bsky.social

19, He/They/It Tumblr user “Swervesshortspike” 18+ / MDNI Closest thing i have to a name is "Crittr" I SPAM LIKE STUFF!!

For some reason my legs have been hurting/sore like they would be from a workout. I've been short of breath and tired. Don't know what on earth is causing it so i'm trying to fix my routine with exercise. Haven't exercised consistently in at least a year. Everyone says thats why my legs hurt

...i think Youtube somehow has multiple Clue endings under one title I was watching it to the end, hit a reveal that it was ms Scarlet, and then it started endlessly buffering. A few crashes and restarts later i got it open, went to the end, and ms Scarlet was replaced by mrs Peacock.

I love #Clue so much, i love this movie. Tim Curry really did so amazingly. They all did amazingly. And theyre pretty much all hot (sorry i am down bad for everyone ever all the time) Kinda wanna see a remake but i doubt it could live up to the original. Makes me wanna play the board game again

okay but, this is the way we fight AI in everyday life we need to foster an atmosphere of disgust and repulsion of AI, like AI is like seeing a roach in a google review. Get up and leave the restaurant. "um, I just saw some AI stuff, I just... I dunno, it's gross haha. I'm good. thanks. Thank you"

jess m. 🌤️@jametc.bsky.social · 2d ago

we need to be normies about this and be like "EEEWW... IS THAT AI? THAT'S SO GROSS.... EW IT LOOKS SO GROSS (gag noise) UM, LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. EW LOL" normalize being outwardly repulsed by it physically

I love a good dewlap. Bunny sonas are so awesome. Bunnies on the brain right now (i looove rabbits & hares) I love all species of fursonas & anthros but lapines are always a staple for me

Hmmm i should draw my fursonas hanging out. All..... threeeee of them? There may be more, they keep spawning in and its hard to keep track of which are ocs vs fursonas. At least 3 are sonas but 1 of those 3 is technically also someone other than me while also being me in a way the others arent

I am such a sucker for media with medical improvisation (NOT medical imrpov, thats a real practice but not what im talking about) Having to perform a procedure on themself because noone else is around/qualified, not having the tools, being stuck somewhere in the middle of a medical event... #whump

Interesting scenario i just saw on H//ouse Character A is seriously injured, character B tries to help them but some kind of medical problem hits. Character A having to call for help for the both of them when character B falls next to them unconscious. Absolutely scrumptious scenario #whump maybe?

Fun fact: if i ever drew my OCs, most of them would have messed up fingernails. Torn, misshapen, bandaged, scabbed, missing... its one of those little things of throwing my traits onto my characters. Nail biting doesn't feel like a common character trait to see the aftermath of

......Taub from House. Taub. Of all the characters from House. Taub??? Why am i into TAUB?????? S4 ep7 "Ugly", what have you done to me. "Some people pop pills. I cheat" AM I INTO ADULTERY NOW??? I mean he DOES look incredibly attractive.. not sure why but his nose is hot. I like a strong nose

Being depressed for so long really has done weird stuff to me. I can't tell you when i last thought of myself as myself rather than my brain, my body, and my consciousness. I feel so disconnected from my brain & body, i constantly want to just study them. I want to see what makes my brain tick #vent

If anyone else struggles with closing windows (the kind that have to be pushed up/pulled down, not the kind that open outwards) and knows of a tool for that, please share. Felt like i was going to pass out because of how much effort goes into closing every window when rain hits

Please don't let the musical artist who renewed my interest in music and made me realize it was okay to be into taboo stuff be a transmisandrist/misandrist.. it's so sad when you learn people you thought were cool are actually very hateful people. Im hoping i misunderstood her replies #vent

Apparently i am not destined to eat chow chow Even with a towel I can't get a good enough grip on the jar and my jar opening tool can't grip the lid because the jar is in-between grip sizes.

Thinking about that guy that i hate. My oc Cecil who is a rapist and a necrophile and an abuser and i hate/love him so much. He was made as an outlet ages ago and had a self-improvement arc before i got back into dead dove and (mostly) retconned it. I want to write about him. Not sure what though

cnc is one of my favorite terms. Am i talking about consensual-non-consent or one of my favorite woodworking tools. You will never know dear stars i miss working with a cnc router though. i made Transf//ormers coasters using one. I also really want to write some cnc with my OCs. The duality of man

Got gifted a big jar of chow chow Mixed pickled veggies my beloved.. also a ton of evaporated milk (idk what i'll do with that) and 2 massive things of parmesan-seasoned breadcrumbs I think the correct course of action is to make some sort of deep-fried dish to go with my chow chow

#tmi #nsfw i feel like it isn't talked about enough that some forms of sex/masturbation genuinely don't do anything for some people. Not just penetration, or doing something "incorrectly", but basic stuff like clit stimulation.. Even with guides i've never found it to feel particularly good

I love being able to pretty easily shift into various headspaces. Its messed me up at times but for the most parts its sooo useful Wdym i can just at will get super zen and spacey. Or become filled with childlike wonder to ge tthrough grocery shopping. Or become a velociraptor because why not

They should make comic book stores that sell reprints of previous comics and not just whatever is new. Transformers Skybound is great but I'd quite like to get my hands on physical copies of the 4 issues of Transformers: Megatron Origin without shopping online