Montager

@montager.bsky.social

Deconstructing wrestling narratives while the world deconstructs around me. I use this app 3 times a year.

Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.

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I've crawled from the rubble left from the battles of depression to face my final boss: a nameless churning dissatisfaction from a lack of purpose or meaningful work that has churned and grown for years with no way out. I just want to do something valuable I care about and I can't find how.

As #fumatabianca rises, let's all remember that for all its many, many faults the Catholic Church has figured out 'maybe only people under the age of 80 should be allowed to vote on lifetime appointments of one of the most powerful people in the world' something the United States could learn from

Everybody says 'i always thought quicksand was going to be a bigger day to day issue than it is when I was growing up', but I just realized I grew up in the city with the largest and deadliest quicksand flats in the world. It really WAS a much bigger day to day issue back then compared to now.

Still on the lookout for more survey respondents for my annual AEW Fan Survey. Looking to hear from people on: - If they think the AEW product is better in 2025 - Do they have confidence in Tony Khan? - There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

AEW Fan Survey 2025

A survey of AEW fans and their feelings on the product in 2025--produced by Jesse Collings and the Gentlemen's Wrestling Podcast

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Justice for The Outrunners! My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐ Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆

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You expect me to work? On this, the 40th Feast Day of Saint Matthew Jackson? I have lattes to make, pearls to adorn, and hymnal chants to tag team wrestling to sing, yet still you continue to blaspheme by sending me emails. ☕🦪🤼

Bsky making me cut this down to 60 seconds is violence against me on my birthday. Have a StrickPage vid #AEW fans, this still isn't the horniest thing posted involving Swerve this week, Swerve continues to be the Champ.

Here show them this one too to cover your bases. And I feel like there's a third option that's 'blood-soaked and feral' but that one can reveal itself later.

"And in five years I have probably lied a hundred times but I have never lied to them" I said to them while wearing the outfit I've been wearing for weeks that I lied to them in a year ago, y'know, like a liar. #aewdynamite

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