If you look around your office and can’t pick out the radiation boy, I’ve got bad news for you.
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 4d agoRemarkable how DC Comics predicted modern office culture
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Dan Hon@danhon.com · 6d agoOk heres a prediction: Handoff, a way to share numbers, will let Apple sell you a Mini-sized phone to go along with your regular big iPhone. www.theverge.com/tech/990868/...
If it carries a little water, it’s a water hose. Lots of water? Firehose. Little air? Air hose. Lots of air? Earth hose (tunnel)
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · last wk.firehose means water hose? what a country!
Reminder to anyone on iOS- it’s really easy to make a sticker out of any image
Ethan Marcotte@ethanmarcotte.com · 3w agologging on
Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.
Do not follow this man. Do not read his (excellent, funny, and well-sourced) newsletter. He is misanthropic and has come for me personally with his new “stickers” and I will no longer stand for it.
Dave Infante@dinfontay.com · last mo.New stickers at the The Fingers Shop! All proceeds support more independent journalism about drinking in America: dinfontay.bigcartel.com/product/fing... (If you want this design specifically, put it in a note at checkout.)
The Conquistador from the original Zunzi’s is Savannah GA. Impeccable roast chicken on a fresh baguette with lettuce and tomato, absolutely drenched in their 2 special sauces. Johnny (owner’s son) would ask if you wanted more sauce and respond with an enthusiastic “shitchyeah” if you agreed.
Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last yr.I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
@jamellebouie.net The Citizen Vigilante review was great, but I really need to know where that Gundam hat came from.
I went off to college in 2008. My grandmother bought me a MacBook for school, and I can’t tell you how thrilled I was to be able to add an iPod touch to it. It would be another 4 years before I got my first smartphone, and that thing ruled.
Classic Web@classicweb.site · 2mo agoITunes Store in 2008 https://web.archive.org/web/20080626061744if_/http://www.apple.com/itunes/
The plot of Minority Report 2 is just Tom Cruise arresting a guy who placed a $10k bet that his ex-wife’s new boyfriend would get shot next Tuesday.
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 2mo agoyeah we’re gonna have to ban prediction markets
Okay that just means they didn’t because they couldn’t. We still don’t have any reason to believe they wouldn’t.
IGN@ign.com · 2mo agoMinions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."
We should all be practicing more NPR. Not Putting up with jerRy
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2mo agoyea i'm into NPR. Not Publishing Recklessly
$1,049 for a Steam Machine?! My kettle cost, like, $20. And it makes so. much. steam.
Platform support? Hell yeah, brother. You can plop this bad boy down on damn near any platform.
Dave Rupert@davatron5000.bsky.social · 3mo agoDave Rupert LLC is happy to announce the launch of GameBox, a box for games. Games are fun. You own tons already. Now have a box for them. Starting at $39,999 MSRP.
Beauty and the Beast. The beast is normal Chris Hemsworth.
Dave Karpf@davekarpf.bsky.social · 3mo agoCastaway. Keep Wilson.
They did tell this man he was on camera, right?
Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · 3mo agoIn America, there’s a lot to celebrate.
If you claim to be a minister or rabbi, you can buy a small amount of “sacramental” social media from the pharmacy.
Joe Kassabian@jkass99.bsky.social · 3mo agoI'm going to start brewing social media in my tub for the British.
If we transplant one kidney, no one would say he is no longer Theseus. But what about two? Ten? A thousand kidney transplants later, is he still Theseus?
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 3mo agoAn elegant solution to the Ship of Theseus: even if you don't replace any parts, it is not the same ship that it was
A Rainforest Cafe within 100 miles of every American
doc@docseuss.bsky.social · 4mo agoTHE WIZARD IS BACK! You have been cursed with a lot of money! You are going to become not just permanently brain damaged, but SUPER evil, incapable of doing good, if you use the money for anything that isn't ridiculous. To break the curse, you must spend it on something ridiculous. What say you?
The boys down in marketing had a field day with this one. “Big dog”, “Thanksgiving-ready”, simply “Wequila”. They were disappointed when the boss man wouldn’t budge from “Extra Grande”.
Dave Infante@dinfontay.com · 4mo agochungus tequila, i repeat CHUNGUS TEQUILA
“Hope this helps!” Is the spiritual opposite of walking away from an explosion without looking back.
Aubrey Gordon@yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 4mo ago"Hope this helps!" is an instant indicator of such putrid energy
