Finally back to my Jane Austen mission, I’m now reading Sense & Sensibility and so far Fanny seems like a bitch!
dude at the bar said he loved my outfit and that I look like MARISA TOMEI IN MY COUSIN VINNY????? I FEEL LIKE A GOD
Crickets outside my window loud as FUCK driving me insane, I am going to release 900 frogs into the night
I’m reading the Unveiling, it’s a horror novel that follows a woman on a location scout in Antarctica. Her tour group gets separated after their tour guide suddenly dies, and they can’t find their way back to their ship.
Just finished Cosmic Love at the Multiverse Hair Salon, a romance between 2 women that connect 5 months apart in time, and one has been missing for month in the other’s timeline.
bf was saying once that wrap gifts used to be so good and now there’s often not even wrap parties anymore I said, when I break up with you I’ll get you a wrap gift, would you like that? chat he did not like that
all those hoes in Odysseus house eating his food and scamming on his wife and then here comes Travis Scott calling him a thot and a trick 😭 he should’ve killed more of them
I am so excited to finally read this! Villain is the sequel to Hench, after effectively neutralizing the superhero that injured her, Anna wants to come after the org that creates/supports all superheroes while also dealing with her supervillain boss’ bruised ego
I’m watching Scandal and here are my thoughts: James should have a gun and he should kill his husband
can’t wait for Kayda to leave love island and dump Zach for like an nba player
Mexico win and love island movie night all in the same day I’ve never felt so ALIVE I LOVE TV
I gotta talk about the Wedding Date by Jasmine Guill0ry bc I did not like it 🫠
how come the vote is never like “which islander would you hit with your car?”
the only person I know IRL also watching love island is Chris’ 14 year old niece 😭 I have so much shit to talk!!!!!
my bf was sleeping and I whispered so softly “kingdom hearts teaser” and he damn near started levitating
I’m doing a reread of Pride & Prejudice for our Jane Austen group
if ur a man and u smell like shit and u don’t wipe after yourself at the gym I think u should be hit by a bus actually
Finally starting Angelica and the Bear Prince and busting up immediately in chapter 1
I’m going to meet my friend at Disneyland today but I will be there a couple hours before her so I told my bf I was bringing a book with me and he called me pretentious for wanting to read it while I have a drink at the cantina!! Sorry for being cute and having a lovely afternoon!!!
ive been working my way through the gam3 chang3rs series and after reading the first 4..... it's very clear why book 2 is the one that got the adaptation
Oh yea I read Dial A for Aunties and I loved it. It’s about this woman that accidentally kills her blind date and her mom & aunties help her try to cover it up but they are also working a wedding at the same time so it’s very silly, and I love Fourth Aunt SO MUCH
extremely silly dilemma: I HAVE to put fellowship of the ring on my l3tterboxd favorites but can’t decide what to take off 🧍🏻♀️
I asked my bf if he wanted to play lightsabers and he said “you don’t want this smoke” why do we have 5 fuckin lightsabers in the house then!!!!!
shout out to the beer girls at the Tokyo dome, you’re the real athletes 🫡
I’m reading a book called Murder on Sex Island, which is a murder mystery on the set of a reality tv show. It’s so fucking silly I kind of can’t put it down
reading a book at the wedding so the DJ knows I hate the music
I think if you microwave fish in the workplace I should get to report you to HR
I’m reading King of Nothing, it’s a YA book about this boy that keeps getting in trouble in school from trying to maintain his “tough” persona, so his mom signs him up for this youth volunteer group and he has to spend a lot of time there with this friendless kid from school
