🔞🫎Mooserider🫎🔞
@mooserider.bsky.social
25 . gay . kinky freak for asses/hypno/musk/etc . he/him . 🔞 . pseudo-furry, pseudo-goth . smut writer . dilf/gilf enjoyer . 🚫NO ZOOS, PEDOS, TERFS, FASCISTS, AI🚫 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mooserider/
Imagine if there was a real genuine gooner virus… “Sorry boss I can’t come in today, I’m baiting my greasy throbbing goonstick to the 24/7 bushy wooblemeat on my feed” “Alright just make sure you’re drinking fluids” “What kinds? >:3” “You’re fired.” And now it’s time to go infect your boss
“I want my romantacy smut with nothing on it.” “NOTHIN’ ON IT? NO GETTIN’ KIDNAPPED BY THE ORC CHIEF? NO SOOTHIN’ THE TRANSFORMIN’ WEREWOLF BY STROKIN’ HIS BIG KNOTTED COCK? NO KISSIN’ THE CENTAUR’S HORSE DONUT?” “That’s correct sir.” “YO JIMMY, THIS ONE WANTS ROMANTACY SMUT; NOTHIN’ ON IT!”
Obviously golf courses are a massive drain on the water supply and a waste of space that could be used for ecologically diverse green spaces or affordable housing, but…dads getting sweaty…bending over…in khaki shorts…I’M ONLY SO STRONG!!!
Obviously golf courses are a massive drain on the water supply and a waste of space that could be used for ecologically diverse green spaces or affordable housing, but…dads getting sweaty…bending over…in khaki shorts…I’M ONLY SO STRONG!!!
oh, that’s porn. that’s porn of my comfort character ❤️🩹💦
Hypno pop-up ads are one of my all-time favorite niche hypnohorny tropes. Just scrolling on some shady piracy website and suddenly there’s a spiral pop-up on your screen. “FREE WILL ENJOYERS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! STROKE AND CUM FOR THE SPIRAL! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SURPRISE YOU!” 💻😵💫💦🤪
The grunts old men make when they sit their fat asses down make me insane 🥵 Like, sir…please…you can’t be doing that. Either sit on my face or get out of here with your fat, hairy, smelly asses and slutty little huffs and grunts!
hypnotic breeding device that catches your attention and makes you into a stupid drooling brute that has to fuck it til it drains a load out of you
Comm for @redapeguy.bsky.social Weed that makes you a horny gooner, but the more you jack it the more you turn into a monkey
So I’ve been working on a story to introduce two new OCs on and off for over a year and I finally caught my stride today. Unfortunately/fortunately (depending on your perspective) it’s probably going to be a 12000-15000 word hypno-ass-worship/cock-milking romance, so just…fair warning. It’s hefty.
A hypnodom zonking your boyfriend/husband and then using him to zonk you so he can make sure you stay together like a bonded pair of dogs at an animal shelter. “Bonded pair. Must zonk together.”
Listen, I don’t really have any stock in this, but people complaining that Nintendo made the Starfox characters unfuckable are weak. You’re telling me that we, as a community, can thirst for a rectangular dog dad and pixelated goat men, but you can’t imagine the uncanny 4K wolf as fuckable? Weak.
Listen, I don’t really have any stock in this, but people complaining that Nintendo made the Starfox characters unfuckable are weak. You’re telling me that we, as a community, can thirst for a rectangular dog dad and pixelated goat men, but you can’t imagine the uncanny 4K wolf as fuckable? Weak.
Nothing to be shy about 💕 I watched the mrkplr playthroughs and it made me miss them 🧔💋🐴
Evil hypnotic gas station boner pills that prey upon desperate older men who just can’t get it up. The men get more than they bargained for when the pills turn them into dumb, guffawing, obedient, and perpetually throbbing daddy gooner-goons for some mischievous supervillain…is this anything?
oh, that’s porn. that’s porn of my comfort character ❤️🩹💦
most beefiest scariest man you’ve ever seen is about to attack you and then you get a grindr ping. You take your phone out and you see “L4RGEB0TT0M47 less than 5 feet away” you look up to him blushing.
Single dads in your area (3). Old man is discovering new stuff about himself~
POV: You lost your match and you think Krevshankus is just taunting you. (You're about to be stinkfaced'd.) 🖼💲 - Penthraigg on FA.
Ted : Mamadas , mamadas lleve sus mamadas 🍆🫦💦
April Fools Day is exclusively for fatassed, hairy jesters jiggling their jingly, musky behinds in your face and zonking you into an equally foolish, jingly, jiggly jester. Any pranks will be met with immediate jester-fication. You want to joke? You better be ready to jiggle.
