WHAT DO YOU MEAN TALOS PRINCIPLE 3 WAS ANNOUNCED LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO
Morbi
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30's - they/them nb, Ringling grad who draws a webcomic about Idiot Fae. Occasionally 🔞 (Puppy Merril icon by @batshaped.bsky.social) merrilandbrowne.com
the fact that Overwatch added a playable Little Kitty hero like 6 months ago and I didn't see even one single person in my periphery draw/repost any fanart or say anything about her at all feels so dire for that game
catching up on Game Changer some more and damn, season 7 really was just some all-timers back to back to back, huh
the way watching tomato streams has completely altered some the noises I make I'm no longer able to make a "somewhat sick to my stomach" grunt without it being that stupid "ouhgh" he does
I do think it would be really funny if the FF7 raid content actually leaned all the way in and went "no this is FINAL FANTASY 14's Cloud and Sephiroth, who are different, new characters who were born here" like it did with the Ivalice crossovers
it's a little funny seeing people (I think justifiably) going "Don't support Argonaut" on the re-release for Croc 2, a game you really probably shouldn't be paying money for anyway
tbh I still kind of love that Souls deep lore guys tried to pivot to Zelda when TotK came out and then got completely filtered by Zelda going "we're not really that kind of franchise"
obviously the reason no one ever mentions how the Sheikah tech disintegrated post-BotW is because Zelda forbade bringing it up around Link, who is still really sensitive about faceplanting into Hyrule field at 70 mph when his cool motorcycle turned into dust while he was riding it
I think it's a little funny that Myths of the Realm gets so much hate from parts of the FFXIV fanbase because so often it's like "the lore it introduced was SO bad" followed by an interpretation of lore that Did Not Happen
anyway I'm not interested in spending more money on Xenoblade 2 but I can't pretend "directly play as Finch (in an extremely constrained combat trial mode)" isn't a little tempting
it's really funny that they keep giving Mythra alternate costumes that cover more skin but are also 1 million times better and sexier than the original
has literally any human being alive ever clicked on one of those youtube "mix" recommendations on purpose
every time I hear people call it "mecha (meka) chameleon" instead of "meccha (me-cha) chameleon" I start gripping my armrests really hard
attention bugs: stop biting me on my fucking palms? what's your problem??
Disney betting on dropping Avengers Doomguy right alongside Dune in the same year that Baby Yoda's First Movie lost to three separate youtuber films is an almost impressive level of hubris
[repost] okay I'm now remembering I actually compare Pit to a dog a LOT
lore-accurate version of Kid Icarus Uprising where you can see the gods spamming twitch chat emotes on your screen when Pit gets hit by a car
it's kind of a shame none of her in-game models have ever quite captured how cutely scrungly Nina Cortex is in her early concept drawings that second one brings me such joy to look at, she's so happy to be doing kind of mediocre platforming
ideally I'm trying to live like this though I should cost $1400 to own and there should be no good place in your home to store me
I imagine part of knowing Silver the Hedgehog is him regularly screaming and Marty McFlying out of existence in front of everyone and then 10 minutes later a time portal opening up and a new one walking out like "Hey guys, my name is Silver! I'm from the future!!"
live action Moana was never going to be good because it doesn't have her
whenever I get a paper check in the mail for a 4 dollar tax refund, it's like. okay. you want me to take this to a bank?