MORBO, GUEST HOST OF CNBC’S SQUAWK BOX
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ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY BOOSTERS ARE VERMIN IN THE EYES OF MORBO
PATHETIC HUMAN REAL WAGES ARE UP SINCE 2000 MORBO DEMANDS YOU LOOK AT A CHART fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1YNtx
Real Median Household Income in the United States
Real Median Household Income in the United States
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That I doubt. Because that hasn't been happening outside of the USA, so it for sure didn't happen in the USA. And overall speaking, wages are on a steady decline since at least the early 2000s at least everywhere in the so called Western world.
PATHETIC HUMAN ECONOMIST MORBO HAS EYES AND CAN SEE IN THE DATA THAT ECONOMIC INDICATORS AND ECONOMIC SENTIMENT HAVE DIVERGED MORBO DEMANDS A BETTER EXPLANATION THAN BLAMING JOE BIDEN
anyway as someone who actually is an economist unlike sky who is just mad at leftists and wants to settle scores - vibecession is a lie told by biden consultants who want to normalize the democratic party doing nothing to help poor people after 2024. people were mad about rising interest rates.
SEC FILINGS ARE ALMOST ALL PUBLIC BY DEFAULT GOOD NIGHT
PATHETIC HUMAN YOU DO NOT YET KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “MEANER” MORBO WILL SHOW YOU
BREAM: The Bureau of Labor Statistics says inflation is now outpacing wage growth. How do you answer that concern? HASSETT: That's a technical matter. Personal income includes things like transfers and food stamps that we have been reducing as part of our effort to make government leaner and meaner
TERMINAL VALUE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
What kills me about degrowth messaging is that people hear "degrowth" and think their personal bank account is going to shrink. In reality, due to our society's insane inequality, redistribution can make almost everyone *much much richer* regardless of whether overall GDP goes up or down.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
POWELL STAYING ON AS GOVERNOR AFTER CHAIR TERM ENDS
PATHETIC HUMANS, LIMITING YOURSELVES TO PAPER BYLAWS ON MORBO’S HOME PLANET, ANY EMPLOYEE MAY CHALLENGE THEIR CEO TO A DUEL DURING THE ANNUAL SHAREHOLDER MEETING AND THE BOARD MAY SELL TICKETS AND TV RIGHTS, AND RUN THE BETTING MARKET ON THE FIGHT TO FUND COMPANY OPERATIONS MWAHAHAHAHA
* EXCLUSIVE -- ELON MUSK CAN ONLY BE REMOVED FROM SPACEX BOARD OR OFFICER ROLES BY A VOTE OF THE SHARE CLASS HE CONTROLS, IPO FILING SHOWS @reuters.com
PATHETIC HUMANS THE SPACE NAVY OF OMICRON PERSEI VIII CAN OPEN IT IN HALF THAT TIME
uh *HASSETT: HORMUZ CAN BE OPENED WITHIN TWO MONTHS
MORBO IS CONFUSED. WHY DO THE OIL GIANTS NOT SIMPLY COAT THIS PATHETIC HUMAN IN SLURM AND LAUNCH HIM INTO YOUR YELLOW SUN?
"the party told you to deny the evidence of your eyes and ears. it was their final, most essential command" - orwell, 1984
THAT IS NOT HOW DEMAND IS CREATED OR CHANNELED. GOOD NIGHT.
Just have the US declare bankruptcy for no reason
MORBO DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE ON PLANET EARTH THE POVERTY LEVEL FOR A SINGLE HUMAN IS $138,000
Incredible take. You clearly think minimum wage means "the minimum I can get away with paying someone legally." The poverty level here for a single person is $138k but you're outraged someone working full time makes $40k? That oligarch's never gonna fuck you bro no matter how much you lick his boot.
PATHETIC HUMANS, I WILL DESTROY YOU BEFORE I SWITCH TO JOLT SLURM
If Columbia were to provide less coffee (some producers only sell through a lottery) due to Trump’s newest tantrum, the pain to Americans will be real. Folks are gonna be jonesing for a coffee fix, feeling more and more like a king and a coffee tax. www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/b...
THE TWO MARKETS ARE VERY DISTINCT AND WILL NOT MEANINGFULLY IMPACT EACH OTHER DIRECTLY THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS, BUT THE DEMAND FOR HOUSING WILL NOT GO AWAY REGARDLESS OF BROADER MARKET CONDITIONS NOW BACK TO CLOSING BELL
MORBO THE ANNIHILATOR HAS FOUND HIS SECOND CAREER
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
“INCORRECT” TARIFF CHARGES? MWAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC AMERICAN SHOPPERS, YOUR PAIN HAS BARELY BEGUN bsky.app/profile/laur...
this is like half of r/ups now
TARIFFS PAYABLE ON DELIVERY I WILL FEED SCOTT BESSENT TO MORBO’S GOOD FRIEND GODZILLA bsky.app/profile/adam...
How bad are tariffs going? I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business. UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me. That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
PATHETIC XENOPHOBIC HUMAN ECONOMIST I WILL DESTROY YOU
FED'S MIRAN: REMOVAL OF MIGRANTS WILL HAVE DISINFLATIONARY IMPACT
MORBO STIRS THE RETURN OF TARIFF LINES ON TEMU RECEIPTS APPROACHES PATHETIC HUMANS! FEAST ON THE FRUITS OF YOUR MISGUIDED VOTING DECISIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA
The de minimis exemption, which allowed imported packages worth less than $800 to enter the U.S. without facing any duties, will end for all countries on August 29.
PRESIDENT TRUMP LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS ABOUT NEGOTIATION FROM THE HEROIC DEALMAKER ZAPP BRANNIGAN
I'd love to know the tariff strategy tbh. You can't secure a single deal with 90 days, so instead, you blow up any negotiations you had with a new random tariff rate, but this time, you only have two weeks to negotiate. Like I'd sincerely love to know what the advice about this is right now.
EVEN THE MIGHTY MORBO CANNOT DESTROY THE POWER OF A CFO’S DISCOUNT RATE
i know this makes me a curmudgeon but i wish more progressives understood more about the price of money
MORBO OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL SUPPORT TO CANADIANS IN THEIR EFFORTS TO ROAST PATHETIC AMERICANS… OVER OPEN FLAMES! MWAHAHAHAHA
Regrettably for the serious people who have followed me, its about to be a lot of canadian politics
PUNY BOER CONMAN! MORBO CELEBRATES THE ONE TRUE MOTHER OF ROBOTS: MOM futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Carol_M...
Carol Miller
Carol Miller[1] (born October 30, 2880), better known as Mom, is the evil chief executive officer and shareholder of 99.7% of MomCorp, one of the largest industrial conglomerates in the universe and t...
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