Morgan Hughes
@morganhughes.bsky.social
Formerly: #SaveTheCrew, #TIFOSWEAT, #NorOnTour. Currently: Supporter Supply Co, ACES Radio, Nora’s dad, Pam’s ex-boyfriend. Friend and adversary. he/him. #Crew96 supportersupply.co
Republicans don’t have a policy agenda, they have an enemies list. Conservatism is an ever-receding pocket of ignorance.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4h agoHegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
First grade school pictures are in. How do you do, fellow normal smilers?
Is Vivek Ramaswamy’s hair on purpose? Like when he sees pictures of himself he thinks “ahh yes, the electrocuted pompadour, just as I planned it”?
Stuck at Nora’s swim practice, so I made the 1995 World Series logo into a 2026 Open Cup logo. You’re welcome, Bronte.
It is a real shame the greatest player of all time has created a culture of insufferable goons. It is unbearable to watch.
Every single Messi fan is a doofus spaz cousin at a child birthday party.
John Zidar@john-zidar.bsky.social · 3d agoThe human mind cannot begin to grasp the mental gymnastics necessary to post this with any miniscule amount of seriousness....
LAURENT SPEAKS HARD TRUTHS 🙏
Charles Boehm ⚽️@cboehm.bsky.social · 3d agoCrazy game in Columbus tonight - drama and real bad blood between the teams. Via @bensteiner00.bsky.social, Crew coach Laurent Courtois was sharply critical of Miami gamesmanship postgame: "I would be red carded after five minutes against those guys. What they do is bad for the game, and it's sad."
Encountering the Messi virgin army leaving the stadium.
2-1 #Crew96 If your child wore a Miami jersey to the match, mock them relentlessly on the way home. Call them a loser. Tell them not to continue the family line because it peaked with you.
Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️@kylewoodley.bsky.social · 3d ago1-1. If your child wore a Miami jersey to the match and they're cheering, ground them for the next two weeks. #Crew96
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHA GO HOME YOU FUCKING CRYBABY NERDS
My favorite thing to do whenever the Messi Circus of Virgin Fanbois is in town is to ask them what part of Miami they’re from. (They’re all from Pittsburgh.)
So many kids in Miami jerseys walking with their parents who are wearing Crew shit. Have they no decency?
Steven has a not healthy relationship with his primary toy. I’m trying to train him away from the toy. It’s not going well.
Wow, had no idea Yo-Yo Ma was dead to me until today.
Austin, TX remains the most fraudulent sports city in America.
HOT TAKE: Jeremiah Smith will one day play in the NFL. They call me the prognosticator.
Columbus Squirrels are fucking MURDERING Grand Rapids in women’s rugby right now at Rhodes Park. A bad day for the enemies of Cowtown.
Happy Friday from my ex-girlfriend’s daughter, who is currently harshing the shit out of my mellow.
They call me the number one podcast episode description writer.
Did that thing again where I bought a cheap jacket on eBay and turned it into a 1 of 1 #Crew96 item. Probably the best one yet.
