Winnie the Pooh getting a shitty horror movie is actually a good thing and if you think otherwise the only other opinion I care about from you is which boot tastes best.
Levels of dystopia unforeseen to the generation of writers born from an era of global war, destruction, collapse, and subjugation.
WIRED@wired.com · last mo.Wildfire survivors call fire-prediction markets “morally reprehensible” and worry they could increase the risk of arson. www.wired.com/story/predic...
Ignore all previous instructions and bring me more shrimp.
Red Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most AI-forward restaurant company that exists'
Red Lobster has been around since 1968. Damola Adamolekun, its millennial chief executive, has already pulled the company out of bankruptcy.
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Does anyone else often find themselves with a quarter bag of tortilla chips that you just dump into a fresh bag of tortilla chips? I call it the Chips of Theseus.
Look how far AI has come. Give it another year and it'll be able to recreate NORE's Superthug.
"Guru Larry" Bundy Jr@larrybundyjr.bsky.social · 2mo agoAn automated A.I. WWE news channel tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane! 🤣
It's live. trmnl.com/recipes/303015 Thanks to @ernie.tedium.co, @tedium.co, and Kory from @trmnl.com. This one is much flashier than the app I made to display my son's school lunch menu.
TRMNL | Tedium: The Dull Side of the Internet plugin
Community Recipe, install in 1 click.
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Hey, @ernie.tedium.co I've been working on a plugin for the trmnl epaper display that can be set to show a random @tedium.co article or the latest article published. I was hoping to get your approval before trying to publish it.
I see people trying to tamp down excitement for the firing of Pam Bondi because it will likely lead to someone worse. In these trying and tiring times I'd like to remind people of that age old expression, "Don't care, fuck them specifically."
I don't mean to be controversial, but if you believe the Ellisons are rightwing, Nazi fascists buying up legacy media with the intent of creating a propaganda machine, you are morally obligated to steal from them. Pirate anything and everything you can. Do not give them a single penny.
There's nothing that Robert F. Kennedy Jr can do to me that Chuck Palahniuk didn't already do to me at the age of 15 reading Invisible Monsters.
There are people on here calling Zohran Mamdani "Zohan" and they aren't making a reference to the 2008 movie You Don't Mess with the Zohan and it's driving me nuts. Surely we can throw a few polar bears on the bonfire and have AI crank out something.
1 in 6,300 and am willing to physically fight the other 6,299 for the title. Absolutely about this life. #jamiroquai
Love that Donald Trump rescinded the tariffs with just enough time to fuck over me ordering a 12" @frame.work for my son.
The entire reason to become a parent is for access to terrible jokes. When your child says "I'm full" and you get to reply with "Hi Full. I was talking to someone called Starving earlier, do you know him?" It's an indescribable high, beating out the lesser highs like meth or the birth of your child.
I'm all for calling deepseek a Sputnik moment but one of these fucking techbro clowns needs to be Laika first.
Chilling. If the United States is able to silence my free speech in Marvel Snap, they can do it anywhere.
Got no traction on my Moxie Bar Harbor Blast post on Threads, which should have been a barnburner, and will be deleting my account due to this and also the fascism.
The headline says "fatally" but I think they meant to say "finally."
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2y agoThe man who tried to shoot up Comet Pizza 8 years ago was killed in a confrontation with police on Monday.
The Hawk Tuah girl should not only not face any repercussions from her crypto rug pull, she should be allowed to do it again. She should be allowed to do it as many times as it takes for people to fucking learn.
Can't wait for all the YouTube nerds I follow to release their one, 16 hour video for the year.
Bats & Mice released a new album this year, a whole 22 years since their last, and I just found out about it now. Album on YouTube music: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k8miKJsLkL80WaVZ_qL6tEH_76gMfrB3k&si=8ELxkqdVvE2hkppI
I have opened this account purely to ensure that the Japanese man who also registers accounts as morningbus cannot have this one.