@mortdelapeur.bsky.social
Retired engineer. Really funny (for an engineer) Reside in Western New York. Married (Sorry ladies)
With gas prices so high, how could you afford to get here? I ran.
If the days are getting lighter and lighter, why am I getting heavier?
Can we make a memory care facility called the White Home that looks like the White House? Then get Trump in there ASAP!
Isn't annoying when someone posts a question, then turns off comments?
Seeing how the large number of views for Kimmel on streaming apps, it makes me wonder if broadcast viewership numbers are being fudged to drive advertisers to streaming.
I really hope they find that autism is caused by a virus, and develop a vaccine for it.
After NASA identified an asteroid on track to hit earth, the Trump administration outlawed telescopes.
High levels of lead in Gen X. Is this why it's so hard to stand up in the morning?
The symbol of the Republicans party should change from the elephant to the hippo-crite.
People would rather get paid $1,500/week with no taxes than $2,500/week and pay $800/week in taxes. People are dumb.
I'm staying at a friend's house so I can't take the time to be very funny right now.
Maybe Zelenskyy should say that Ukraine has an illegal immigrant problem, and he needs help deporting them back to Russia.
70%-80% of MEGA is glad the market is crashing. They don't own stocks. They didn't get rich when it was going up so they don't feel like it is going to affect them going down. They won't feel it till layoffs, and they still might not make the connection.
Chad Steele: "Trump is a fascist idiot that is going to destroy the economy and shit on the constitution." Donald Trump: "I'm enacting 200% tariffs on steel from Chad!"
Stop fighting culture wars. It's a game of wack-a-mole. The class war will still be lost even if all the culture wars are won. Then new and dumber culture wars will start. The class war needs to be won by labor, not the asset class. Why do you think ownership is 9/10s of the law? They wrote the law!
I feel like there's a special place in heaven for me. I scroll through the replies and if I see my response, I don't reply.
Well you have to admit, now that Trump is president the price of eggs seems pretty unimportant now.
What do you call two words that listen the same but have different meanings? Hearing aid - hidden Earpods - conspicuous
"Violent Femmes 40th anniversary with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra" IS FRIGGIN KICK ASS! #ViolentFemmes #Punk #PBS