Freeballing at the office because I forgot to bring a pair of briefs for after my bike ride in!
Morty 🔜 DenFur
@mortova.bsky.social
Mid 30’s Chicagoan - Husband zeeb is @streetfur.bsky.social - AD account available upon request 🎨 Banner: @dendenart.eu 🎨 PFP: @puptauri.bsky.social
Ordered a murphy bed for our “sun room”. I don’t know if I’m prepared for building out this shelving monstrosity
Had my first experience with a “normie?” gay being overly infatuated with my pup hood while camping. Yes, we were at a gay campground. Yes, it was later in an evening with drinking. No, I don’t want to hear your sudden explicit fantasies regarding my mouth/muzzle in casual conversation.
Glamping trip weekend, wooooooo. I need to escape the work gravity for a few days D:
I’m subtweeting unenthusiastically about work changes. Displeased. Stop making me do things. Bah-humbug.
Trying to figure out what I want is so hard! Why do people do this?
We put a hammock up on the deck but I can’t be naked in it because it is clearly in front of the railing for all to see
Oh no, caught in the rain while out drinking with the husb-zeeb @streetfur.bsky.social. Guess that means another beer.
Happy bday to my sweet zeeb-husband @streetfur.bsky.social!
Networking friendos, is finding a wall mount 16 port patch panel a wild goose chase? Should I just get a 24 port and have unused ports? Found a bottleneck in our network and replaced our prior switch so I’m already working on tidying up and removing unmanaged cables helps with my ocd.
Any other Chicagoans heading up to FANG in July? @streetfur.bsky.social and I were considering it, would reasonably be able to include a couple other furs in the car.
I got a seltzer from the fridge last night and told @streetfur.bsky.social “milk, milk, lemonade” and you had better believe he remembered where the fudge is made.
It’s already paying dividends after long training runs. I no longer fear cramping when I need to wipe.
Bidet installed last night, warm seat this morning!
My brain is mush today. Thankful I get tomorrow off, I need the short week.
Ooof, didn’t make the SYL queue. Bummer Friday news. Guess the bright side is I can go back to kigu shopping, eh.
I’m never sure what to share on here during most weeks. I feel a little obligated to show signs of life like this is the only way some people know that I haven’t kicked the bucket or something.
Dogging around at The Kennel on Friday at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with @grrr.dog, @lycan.dog, @mortova.bsky.social, @evatheroo.bsky.social and a bunch of other great critters. It was a sweaty good time
Ran 15mi at sunrise and still have enough energy to jive to Murder on the Dancefloor on the walk home
Prefacing this with “everyone’s ok”, I hit another cyclist on the bike home from work today. They failed to stop at a Y intersection before seeing an oncoming cyclist and then stopped dead in my lane. Narrowly avoided a full t-bone.
Happy Pride Month! Be your unique selves and don’t hold back. Become ungovernable, do a crime! Myself and @streetfur.bsky.social at the @pdxcollarguard.bsky.social Gear Night event a week ago during Furlandia
I ran a lot today, so I’ll pour myself another whiskey I guess
5am is going to come awfully early to start our trip to Furlandia. Why did I think saving money by taking an early morning flight was a good idea!
Waiting until sunset to go for a run and it’s still almost 80F out so we going shirtless!
I have been overwhelmed with work since coming back from FWA but I needed to share this for #FursuitFriday 3am and still clutching a mini-bottle of bubbly in the hotel lobby, refusing to let the evening end quietly.
That Sunday 3am lobby energy of FWA is insane. How the hell is anyone still partying?! I’ve had nothing short of an incredible weekend thanks to @mortova.bsky.social ❤️ I am desperately in need of sleep. 😴
I got a sleep score of 100 out of 100 last night. I didn’t think that was possible.