remembering today why i don't talk to straight men who do poly

Mulholland Drive (2001) David Lynch

so i have been sick for like 9 days and my symptoms are gone but i just feel BAD and my appetite is shot. idk if going to the doctor would even be worth it if i'm like "i just don't feel good help pwease" (yes took a covid test it was negative)

i eat pussy like i'm desperately trying to get all the cheese out of one of those cheese cups from taco bell

we're reached the checkpoint in this depressive episode where i just tear a hunk off the loaf of jalapeno cheddar sourdough in my fridge every time i wander into the kitchen. like a big sad rat

pure heart fat ass can't lose

i got Benny Blue the kitten about a month ago and today was the first day both him and Lux sat on my lap together 🥹 my BOYS my baby boys

buying one of those jelly fake birkin bags would make me feel better for about 15 seconds

i was at the store and got some hot honey pickled jalapeños just to feel something

my comfort movie The Runaways is also on Criterion but with no subtitles wahhhh

alert alert 🚨 Velvet Goldmine is on the Criterion channel this month

is today the day (that i start smoking cigarettes)

so far the medical word that is hardest for me to pronounce is "sphygmomanometer" bonus points if you can tell me what it is

guys mark your calendars on this auspicious day. go to the corner store and buy a lottery ticket. because today my father told me "i'm worried about you and i don't know what to do" which will not happen again for another five millennia

my cats have been pretending they are not friends lately? i can hear them playing together in the other room but when i go in there they just look at me like they don't know each other or what's going on

i always think about the time me and one of my friends were crossing the street and a car almost hit us and Amy screamed PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY IN TEXAS BITCH at the driver

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d ago

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

frith, inlé

i'm not trying to be mean but i would be way more motivated to see the I Want Your Sex movie if it starred literally anyone other than Olivia Wilde

Moon has set and Pleiades: middle night, the hour goes by, alone I lie.

the internet will never be real life because what is this shit i'm seeing on instagram about "thank god big titties are back" do what now did i miss a memo because that is a timeless fan favorite

Sherri Moon Zombie making an anti-AI punk song and cute music video was not on my bingo card (not mad at it!)

sometimes i forget i got fired in 2007 from Spencer's Gifts for being "too disrespectful" to the coworker i had a crush on. sorry! he burned me a Death Cab for Cutie mix cd and i'm mean when i flirt! i thought we had a vibe and it cost me my retail career!

so is Peter Dinklage taking any other orders for the custom wicker boyfriend or what's up

literally it's crazy how i get whatever i want thanks God good looking out

grief is crazy because my mom will have been dead 30 years next November and her absence is still a knife in my heart. and tbh i don't meet many people who lost a parent when they were a kid and yeah. sucks

things i need: -a chicken biscuit and an iced coffee -to be cracked like a glow stick -someone who will give me a hug and tell me it's going to be okay -a pretty porch to sit on and a big sweaty cold glass of iced tea

a new self is being born but man is it painful while the old self is dying

who else is up not sleeping

i have had multiple people in my life tell me i'd make a good therapist but i really don't think clients would pay me money to hear me say "damn that's crazy"

made my therapist laugh today while using the term “floordrobe.” i am the king of comedy