Yknow what? I’ve been sitting on this for a decade because I’m not into punching laterally but I AM FINE with punching far right lunatics. Just a handful of short weeks before GamerGate started, Briana Wu, who I spoke to 0 times before this, sends me this *wild* ass email. 🧵
the one good thing to come from my health taking the fattest shit possible
gf: i cant fuck another hot girl without wishing it was you me: that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
quietly muttering to myself "it's the champagne of beers..." as i slam back my 6th miller high life of the night
adding a little variety to keep people on their toes
eating jam on crackers
cranking up my speaker volume and running the kitchen sink so my cat doesn't hear me open a can of soup
color spectrum boxset finally dropped below 300 dollars so i guess that's my christmas present for myself
sorry for going through your media tab and liking all your feet pics. my friend made me do it at gunpoint, you see
she's trying to jerk off but i keep interrupting her to show her stupid pictures on my phone and im seeing how long it takes her to realize im doing this intentionally