livvy the mousegirl 🐭

@mousegirl.boo

mousegirl warlord cheezing the means of production. she/her, 33, 🏳️‍⚧️, MDNI fuck it, we smol @poppinswtf.bsky.social 💍 one flesh, one end, bitch

let me tell y'all something true about me: in addition to being as gorgeous & precious as stained glass im also the most generous with my love, my skills, my patience & brilliance. if i love you, i will spend every moment of my life ensuring your joy dis totally livvy btw lol who else would it be

my wife is perfect and has always put the correct type of doors on our minecraft structures because she's very smart and entirely infallible and has never done anything wrong in her life this is livvy btw

“Isn’t this what you asked for? Isn’t this what you wished for as a child and spoke into the ether?” She asks while dancing to Skrillex in her underwear and wielding a literal dagger.

Its name was Goop. It was not itself until something happened Then it became It & Goop swore it would bring vengeance & justice to anything with a warm body signature Lenny was a warm body signature what was laid upon by Goop. He said “Bawitaba Da Bang Diggy Diggy” lol that dude dead for sure

her name was Mina. Mina Scorpion. She had never had a birthday, she lived in a deep cave with a man named Daisy & he told her the only way she could survive was to “goop on the girl”. The day Daisy died, he sent Mina off. Eventually she found The Girl. The Girl’s name was Pam Pam loved goop.

her name was Lyla, Lyla Wasp she invited her entire 2nd grade class to her birthday party & no one came she invaded each of their dreams with a vision of a humanoid with black eyes, yellow hair & too long fingernails She got a lion king lunchbox from her mom She liked it.

his name was Doug. Doug Bees. On his birthday, everyone opened their presents to find masses of bees flying out of pretty lined boxes. They all screamed. Doug said “Why were y’all opening presents, it’s my birthday.” They all screamed some more. Doug felt very frustrated.