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In 2008, Nolan imagines Batman turning NYC's cellphones into a city-wide echolocation device. This is considered such a horrific invasion of privacy that the person tasked with managing it only agrees to it on the condition that it be destroyed after dealing with the joker 1/2

Just finished reading the last of the papers in that annotated bibliography someone gave council at the last meeting and lemme tell you, if I'm an English teacher grading this, it's an F-

Trying to decide if it makes sense to strategically vote in the republican primary but I'm not actually sure whether Lucero or McGuire is a worse candidate lol

The newest in national humiliation: our trains are so bad that when it gets to a temperature it does *every year* we have to slow them down, making a two hour ride to DC a 7+ hour ride chugging along at 25 mph

I know it’s my fault for being on their newsletter but I just got this email from the New Liberals and it’s just so embarrassing. Like man if you really think your main enemy right now is to your left you’re just deeply unserious

For half the annual wage of a Mall Ambassador, the city of Charlottesville can pay me to go around town stomping on lantern flies 18 hours a day, as opposed to the mere 3 that I'm offering them now for free

If your two bathroom signs say “either” and “or” it means the “or” one is reserved for nonbinary people and all the cis have to go to “either”